a guy named kim

Kim is a teacher, he likes to touch all his students, mostly male studens, and if you report him he will make his spider eat you.

my teacher is a guy named kim, is that good?

by yourboyladyman August 16, 2023

All you muddle-aged guys out there

Da actual mental state of Red Green's main audience (you know who **you** are!) who listens to his "sage wisdom and witty revelations" lectures.

I'd like to talk to all you muddle-aged guys out there --- if you get college certification but all of your prospective employers just roll their eyes at your so-called "qualifications", just tell them that you do everything that Red Green says, and that'll PROVE that you're certifiable! Remember --- I'm pullin' for ya --- we're all in this together!

by QuacksO December 1, 2024

Guy pretty

When a girl is seen as being pretty or beautiful in a guys eyes. Whereas girl pretty is when a girl can be considered really pretty by other girls but guys do not find her attractive. A girl can be both, but often if she refers to herself as girl pretty it’s usually because guys do not find her attractive even though she is in other girls opinions.

“Did you see Jenna wore ribbons in her hair today?”

“She’s so girl pretty, guys don’t like that shit.”

“Really? I’ve always thought she was guy pretty.”

by ur_local-jit November 16, 2023

That guy

Why are you even reading this, you know your not that guy.

Look at jimmy over there, he’s not that guy.

by I am just that guy August 4, 2021

Locker Guy

He's amazingly attractive. Has a great smile, a sexy body, and great eyes. Makes you laugh when you really need it. He is very caring and has many, MANY talents (;
He's the best friend of all the athletes and definitely knows how to treat a girl. Makes you feel complete and wanted. Knows what to say when you're having a rough day
P.s. if you know a locker guy, and don't talk to him, you're missing out on the greatest opportunity the world has to offer, so i suggest you get to know that sexy beast!

Damn that guy is sexy, must be the locker guy of my life (:
i love my locker guy (:

by locker girl(; November 20, 2012

The Guy Code

If a guy friend asks to hang out. Another guy may never back out to hang out with a chick. The only acceptable time to back out is if sex is involved. If no sex is involved, the only way for the guy who backed out to repent is to buy the guy who asked to hang out food, beer, or a full tank of gas. If food, beer, or a full tank of gas is not bought, it is acceptable to shun the guy who backed out for a maximum of 24hrs. But this action is not required. It is also acceptable to give him shit for it. But if the guy who backed out tells you to 'Fuck off', the guy who asked to hang out must cease the shit talking immediately, and never bring it up again.

Example A:
"Bro, you totally ditched me to hang with some girl last night!"

"I know bro, but I scored last night! And she was a straight 10/10"

"BRO NO FUCKING WAY! GOOD SHIT MY GUY!"

Example B:

"Bro, you totally ditched me to hang with some girl last night!"

"I know bro, let's go to the bar. On me. I know the guy code"

"Alright bet. I'll be over in 15 mins."

Example C:

"Bro, you totally ditched me to hang with some girl last night!"

"I know bro, I almost scored last night. But we can hang some other time."

"Sorry man, yesterday was my day off. I can't for another 3 days. And you know the guy code"

by mysourceisthatImadeitthefuckup September 5, 2022

Just a Little Guy

When you think something is adorable, but others see it as a menace to society.

“Your cat pushed my glass off the counter!”
“He’s just a little guy.”

by AgirlKILLEDu April 24, 2024