John Corness Corntoes IV

A historical figure on Cornearth and the Cornverse in which he was banished to Potato Potat Tater V for disobeying the Cornbookious Cornelton and refusing to consume the corn in which Cornell Cornelius Cornbob has provided for him.

Yo, did you hear the infamous story of John Corness Corntoes IV?

by Cornell_Cornelius_Cornbob September 27, 2022

vincenzo john

The sexiest man alive. He has stunning green eyes and makes everyone smile! He’s funny, strong and hard working. Vincenzo John has a breath taking smile and is a dream come true. If you meet one, you should marry one. Vincenzo loves anime, dogs and cats , and is an amazing musician. His guitar skills are dreamy and makes the most beautiful music. He is over all the best.

Vincenzo John worked so hard today!

Have you seen Vincenzo John? He’s sexy.

by Your loving wife November 23, 2021

great john

The best nyc producer usually cooking beats up for Sheff g

“Great John on the beat by the way”

by Jacob Witherspoon April 16, 2021

LiL John John

The name of a king. If you find someone named LiL John John you have to get to know this person. You will never meet anyone like LiL John John.

HOLY SHIT IS THAT LIL JOHN JOHN. OMG, IT IS I NEED TO MAKE HIM/HER MY FRIEND.

by Dooki man November 1, 2022

Elton Johning

A type of dive you would do at a pool, called Elton Johning because it replicates the feeling of listening to a really good Elton John song. When the water level is about the same height as ledge in a deep area, one will somersault into the water while plugging nose with fingers so water does not rush up their nose. Instead of immediately coming back up to the surface for a breath you would stay in the water for a few seconds as your body is slowly brought back up to the surface until you need to catch a breath.

Past tense: Elton Johned

Person 1: My favorite part of visiting the swimming pool is Elton Johning!
Person 2: Me too! It evokes the same feeling as listening to Goodbye Yellow Brick Road's chorus!

Person 1: Are you ready to leave the pool yet?
Person 2: Not yet! I haven't even Elton Johned yet!

by ultraspecialboy May 11, 2022

John Kennedy

A dumb joke two little kids made as a mockery of our friend from school looking like a presidential figure's grandson. John Kennedy

Hey dude look it's John Kennedy!

by I<3mitski January 18, 2022

Chris johns

Biggest pussy every, likes to fuck sheep and any other barn yard animals. Offer can be found in a gay bar or ur local barn and is also a necrophiliac.

You chris johns

by Badass6995 June 6, 2018