Dirty Hamish

when a man puts his index finger in an anus at the pub

Oh man, I was at the Oxford and got dirty hamished

by booze poos May 5, 2020

dirty face

doing a crime without a mask or concealing your identity

yo did u hear quay robbed da store without a mask on?
damn that nigga straight dirty face!

by alec bih January 19, 2020

dirty rhombus

A sex act involving four people. Essentially a 69 position taken to the next dimension.

Requirements for the dirty rhombus are that all of the participants must be of roughly the same length from genitals to mouth so that when they are engaged in the act of blowing each other or eating each other out they form a quadrilateral with equal sides.

Billy and I are going to get those two girls involved in a dirty rhombus.
Billy and I just dirty rhombied those two girls.

by donttestmebro January 19, 2011

The Dirty Dutchman

When you stand on a ledge and hold your partner over the ledge(the plank) by their ankles and fuck them in their ass while wearing a pirate hat. When you are pleased you drop them off the ledge(making them walk the plank).

Yo i just gave Laqueesha The Dirty Dutchman.

Man i just Dirty Dutched the shit outta that girl!

by Mjack420 October 14, 2014

dirty blade

A Dirty Blade is when your girl has got the heaviest flow going on, but you still want to eat something, so you munch on her ass instead.

Smith - oi man, I was so horny last night I had to dirty blade my woman.

John - yeah right on my nigga

by Spasticfaggot January 16, 2017

Dirty protester

This is a person so angry or disturbed with life, that upon entering a toilet cubicle they will poo in their hand and wipe it on and around the cubicle and surrounding area.

Giles; for fuck sake I'm so pissed off with life.

Jack; you just need to express yourself.

Nirav; i agree why don't you go and do a dirty protester?

by thealligatorfuckhouse69 May 6, 2010

the dirty kidnapper

While having intercourse in the doggy position. When your about to blow it, you grab a dirty sock, pull out, put your homemade chloroform on the sock, then grab her by the hair and hold the sock against her mouth and nose. If your looking for a ransom then video tape it and threaten to show it to her rich daddy.

Last night I did the dirty kidnapper to a chick and threatened her with the video. Looks like Ill be getting laid a lil more often.

by PinkPanther32 August 14, 2011