whore-so

A lady of the night who lacks any penetrable orifices(vagina, anus, or mouth) and thus fails to provide any contribution to society. She is essentially just a torso who has outlived her use. Only in rare circumstances does she go on to become a motivational speaker or crusader for women's rights. The term was originally coined by Bryan Bishop on an episode of "The Adam Carolla Show"(5/14/13) during a segment of "Who the F Sells This S?" when the gang talks to a seller of empty liquor bottles. Adam Carolla, a notorious alcoholic, notes how the nature of an empty bottle robs the consumer of the brewers' intended enjoyment, i.e. imbibition/intoxication. Adam then likens it to a prostitute without a vagina. Newsgirl, Alison Rosen, adds the condition of said sex worker lacking any other useful orifices and reduces her to a torso. Sound Effects guy, Bryan Bishop, actually coins the term however.

(Richard Gere, driving a lamborghini, pulls up to a mouthless, torso of a whore resembling Julia Roberts)

Richard: How much for the night?

Julia: (muffled talking)

----You get the idea-----

Cue Roy Orbison's "Pretty Woman"

whore-so

by griffin_t_a May 19, 2013

myspace whore

myspace whores are normally a girl, but some times a guy whose time is consumed greatly by myspace,
they normally have 1k+ friends,
have whore me codes,
tell you a ton about them in their profile in attempt to look cool,
post TONS of w4w bulletins,
post pictures daily.

though, myspace whores are not always just for friends.
I myself am a stereotyped myspace whore,
so is my boyfriend,
(we know eachother personally.) :D
lol

but we both have our OWN clothing lines.

typical bulletin for a myspace whore:
SUBJECT: ADD KASSYKATASTROPHY!!!!!
BODY:

-cute
-w4ws
-pc4pc
-talks to anyone!!

^^ that is a typical whore for whore bulletin.

by myspace.com/siarrasavage January 17, 2008

godless whore

a girl that has sex before marriage
not in the back either. you might want to stay away from them

alyssa: i had brad come thru the back door last night

nancy: what? i bounce on jeff’s dick
alyssa: omg! you godless whore

by thefuckingtea April 21, 2019

Nest Whore

Someone who Nests frequently and in most cases, with many different partners. We like to make fun of them.

Eli is a Nest Whore.

by Holstein September 3, 2010

Dune Whore

Someone who spends all their extra time and money on their passions. The word was originally used to define people who go to Glamis, CA to go off roading.

Like any good dune whore, I have to get up and go to work to pay for my toys.

by msdeweese February 22, 2011

XP Whore

someone in call of duty (Mw,Mw2, or BO) who plays the objective in search and destroy & domination, who tries way to hard (Hard scopes probs), and who does the best in the lobby and not going positive (i.e record: 34-60)....they suck at life........oh and they probabley r at 15 prestige ALREADY

Guy no-scoping on Nuketown: whoa ur such an xp whore, u hard scoped me from 2 feet away

Guy doing 360's on Highrise during Search and Destroy: why the fuck did u plant, u xp whore

by xp whore murderer February 22, 2011

spam whore

A spam whore is a cam whore who spams people with friend requests and messages on sites such as MySpace and Facebook. Generally they are asking you to sign up for yet another site.

"Whoa dude, check out all these hotties who want to be my friend on MySpace!"
"...Haha, dude, those are all spam whores!"

by MC Shortbus April 16, 2007