mellen cake

a lovely young lady who does good hand jobs on people, she is aka 'the rough one in bed'

wow she was a total mellen cake in bed last night, I'm chuffed

by jamisle the rreal shizzle January 24, 2017

Cake ahh nig

A lame ahh nig that also say sum that he not gonna do

Mikey: imma beat your ass

Levi: ight cake ahh nig

by Mikey4321 December 24, 2024

cake buff

buff the ass.

when a character is lacking some ASSests.

ME: "Aamon's skin just dropped today and man it looks kina fineeee."
Friend: "Fine?? Babe, he lacking that cake."
Me: "Now that you point that out his ass is a pancake and it ain't a fluffy one! OMG! I hope they buff his cake soon."
Friend: "Moonton cake buff pls."

by PROTEST TO BUFF AAMON'S CAKE. January 2, 2023

retard cake

the more exaggerated term for cake ( cake: referring to the size of someones fat ass )
or if the retarded kid has a nice ass.

yo Asad look over there that special kid got got some mad "retard cake"

by SenpaiSofu December 17, 2019

Fuzzy cakes

hairy tits.

Sarah has some fuzzy cakes

by eric lmao February 1, 2019

kitty cake

A kitty cake is when you ejaculate in many girls at once and they drip the cum out of they're vagina on a cake

Do you want to make a kitty cake?

by Lyndaa May 14, 2014

Corkey Cakes

a male whos friends have been in contact with said man's parents and who will never live it down. The verbal form of the naked baby picture.

Ooooo look who it is, a little corkey cakes!

by corks mcgee November 7, 2011