doggie poop

Your dogs taking a shit and you step in it
*dog poops*Eww oh no I stepped in 🦮💩 (after you fuck your dog)dang that was some doggie poop
by #by griffeticrazis December 09, 2021
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poop bowl

man: poop is running down my leg
cooler man: don't worry i got the poop bowl
by Pokshimin October 15, 2020
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poop book

An old ass library book that you open and smells like a middle school toilet.
Ugh what a poop book.
by Some Dumbass Human August 02, 2019
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poop nards

When u dip ur nards in poop u get poop nards¡¡¡!!!¡¡¡!!!
I sat down in some dog shit and I got poop nards
by 666*FUNKY~FRESH~FLAILER*666 October 09, 2021
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Poop n’ pull

Mastubating while taking a shit
Person 1: why has Luke been in the shitter for an hour
Person 2: probably taking a Poop n’ pull
by Lance Biggerstaff November 06, 2017
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poop-a-traitor

an asshole, who takes advantage of you being drunk, shits all over youre appartment and blames it on you daily
Poop-a-traitor: Hey goose you big fat hairy nig, I absolutely know that you shat all over our appartment!

Goose: No, youre the poop-a-traitor.
by hello everyone! June 03, 2011
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ass smashin poop jockey

A man who performs anal sex with another man for sexual pleasure.
That guy is definitely an ass smashin poop jockey
by Slicksta February 18, 2008
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