Liberty Middle School

A middle school in suburban Colorado offering grades 6-8. Full of middle to upper class white kids pretending they're drug dealing rappers, this school has enough money floating around the student body to promote pretentious cliques and shameless tormenting. Any perverts looking for booty shorts and yoga pants will not be disappointed as any of the girls would happily wear no clothes at all given the option. The Starbucks down the road is a common hangout for malevolent white girls and their hackneyed boyfriends. Legend has it that multiple white girls live at this Starbucks, having never been seen without a Frappuccino or Pumpkin Spice Latte.

White Girl Wynona and Bonehead Blondie will happily tell you to kill yourself strutting down the hallway of Liberty Middle School with Starbucks in one hand and iPhone in the other.

by It'sTheTruth123456789109876543 December 17, 2013

Clover High School

A school in South Carolina known for all its thots and douches.

“You know Clover High School?”
“Yuh the one with all dem thots”

by Matame October 25, 2017

ridge high school

ridge high school is labeled “the suicide school” by many towns. it is filled with preppy kids who think they are the shit because mommy and daddy have enough money to bail them out of jail when they get arrested for selling crack for juul pods. the kids are mean and viscous towards one another. sure the education is great but the schools staff does not care about your children’s mental health. if u walk into that school you will see one of three options.

1. the kid who is extremely bitchy because they hate themselves

2. the really depressed kid who has no friends and is a genuine nice person but can’t deal with everyone’s bullshit
3. the kid who smiles a fuck ton but is really depressed and pops pills to forget about their problems.
all in all, ridge high school is filled with juul addicted, sad, and bitchy teens who get ruined by their school.
DO NOT SEND YOUR KIDS THERE
- a basking ridge teen herself

should i move to ridge
fuck no do u wanna kill your self?
_ ridge high school is a town that makes u depressed and suicidal

by smd666999 January 5, 2019

Ferri Middle School

The teachers have no clue what is going which is, The students vaping, smoking weed, drinking and giving each other fucking blowjobs. Lots of the guys there try to act like they're from the hood when they live in fucking Johnston.The girls look like they're 20. But EVERYONE there talks shit about each other. There is also LOTS of fights there and lots of drama of ppl arguing about a best friend who took her boyfriend or some Jerry Springer type of shit. The school also is a fucking prison

Person 1:Is this the Jerry Springer show or Ferri Middle School?
Person 2: There is no fucking difference

by Im an iconic cunt January 27, 2019

Nicolet High School

A high-school in Glendale, Wisconsin that is known for their infamous ninja attack and flooding damage in 2010.

TV Reporter: Today is July 23rd. Nicolet High School has flooded, damaging over 85% of the school.

-----------------------------------------------------------------------

Guy 1: Dude, did you hear about the ninja attack on a guy in the woods at Nicolet High School?

Guy 2: Totally...makes me want to dress up as a ninja.

by Joyous Times November 19, 2010

Battlefield High School

Basically a bunch of retards who think they’re way more important than they are. Two months after going away to college many will realize the cold hard truth that no one gives a shit about them. Do not fuck with the marching band unless you want a bunch of dramatic shit heads babbling in your ear about shit you don’t care about. Lots of terrifyingly smart asians who all know french for some reason. All the black kids stand next to one wall in the middle of the school and make it even harder to get to class. Half the hispanic kids can’t speak english, but if they do, refer to the white girl/guy categories. Every white girl is either a dyke or so stuck up you can use them as a ruler on your art project. Every white guy juuls and dresses like their trying to get on the cover of a magazine called ‘douchebag weekly’. Don’t know what category you fit into, then your probably a Hick who ingests more Copenhagen than Oxygen, and thinks catching fish is interesting. Saving the worst for last, yep you guessed it! The dumbass white kids who wear supreme and listen to “Lil Pump” and say shit like ‘bet’ or ‘i’m hip’ in an attempt to escape the fact that they’re a spoiled rotten upper class retard who couldn’t be more white if they tried. In all fairness, I do love this school and only give people shit because I find it funny and nearly everyone who goes to this school has a fantastic sense of humor... and plus, we’re still better than Patriot. 10/10

Guy 1: “Yo, did that guy just geeb and then proceed to inject a juul pod directly into his blood stream?”
Guy 2: “Yeah...he probably goes to Battlefield High School.”
Guy 1: “I’m surpised he didn’t spill any on his supreme shirt.”
Guy 2: “Yeah, I’m sure the asians taught him the physics of how not to spill a single drop.”

by Chief Queef McGoo October 6, 2018

Westlake High School

Westlake High School can be defined in 3 words: Arabic, juuls and Eik. Westlake is full of overprivelaged white kids who like to say they grew up in "Cleveland", despite Westlake being an upper-class generally white populated city. Everyone in it has no intellectual gifts to offer other than a stark few, Westlake is famous for it's parties being thrown by super snotty rich kids who break into their parents liquor cabinet because that's the cool thing to do. And end up burning the house down (yes this actually happened). All-in-all Westlake is a great place to raise kids, so long as you want them to grow up to be Juul smoking, Law breaking, assholes who would literally almost kill someone in a bathroom because that's the cool thing to do.

Man I love Westlake high school, Ah shit! A car full of Arabs, get inside before the sandstorm hits.

by NewYorker901 October 23, 2018