Jerkin n gerkin

The hillbilly way to say beating your meat

Yee yee I was jerkin n gerkin all night. You shoulda seen the amount of cum on my wall

by SkeetSkeetQuail May 2, 2019

Scooting N Tooting

Scooting N Tooting means to fart and run away from away from the scene of the crime

I was at the shop and didn’t want anyone to know the smell was me so I scooted away. Scooting N tooting

by ScootingNTooting May 4, 2019

Tug n puff

When a person with COPD masterbaits and can't finish. So he just puffs puffs but can't blow the house down.

My fat ass roommate was watching dumpster porn and all he could do was tug n puff.

by Drwineknow May 5, 2019

Shit-N-Meh

Acknowledging the activity of having achieved something successfully.

My party was the best one all semester Shit-N-Meh.

by Thesavagep80 May 8, 2019

Nude n' dash

When a hot guy talks to you and acts friendly, but as soon as you send him a nude he stops messaging you at all.

Person A: "do you still talk to ____?"
Person B: "he used to talk to me and I thought he liked me. But then when I sent him a pic he just stopped messaging me."
Person A: "...the nude n' dash"

by sksksksoofoofoof May 8, 2019

W a g w a n

Wagwan - Translated to "What going on" or "Whats up" usually used if you are a so called "roadman" (a person who usually goes round on a bike wearing all branded tracksuits smoking weed and drinking alcohol). A popular phrase people use with the word "Wagwan" is "Wagwan piff ting" - usually meaning "Whats going on hot (sexy) one"

Roadman: " Wagwan piff ting, hows you?"
Roadman: " W a g w a n!!!"

by lufc.11 February 26, 2019

Ali n i

Ali n I is a loving caring person, with a touch of angry,scared and curiosity. But he is always trying his best to help who he can

I love my ali n i

by Alexanda k February 27, 2019