Kiss Friend Year

Kiss your friend without getting in any troubble

nah mate, its kiss friend year

by noobmaster666 March 19, 2021

love hate friends

when 2 friends who always like each other, always hate each other, but will always be there when one interacts. your love hate friend is your homie that you love and hate at the same time

ayeeee you aint speak to her in 4 days you sure you can tell her that? Hell yeah, she my love hate friends

by oozebat August 20, 2022

Ear Hole Friend

A little bug that has nested in your ear. But it's okay! This marvelous squishy wittle bebe is likely going to kill you! I mean, if you call a 90% chance "likely". The important thing is that you don't move. Like, at all. This will surely kill you. Settle into your bed and stay there for the rest of your life, and consider yourself lucky! You are hosting one of the most amazing things! And maybe one day, when your 80, your ear hole friend will crawl out after finishing off the last bit of your internal organs. Of course by then you'd be dead.

Jeremy: Sorry, I can't come to dinner in the forest tonight. I got me an ear hole friend.
Freddy Boi: Oh my chili fries your so lucky! Santa forgot to get me one for Christmas :(

by I Animate June 18, 2021

Guy Best friend

A guy best friend is Someone you always talk to and FaceTime all the time. He is someone who you tell everything to and tell him something as soon as it happens. Even if something happens you will Find your way back to each other and be besties again. A guy best friend is someone you can never stay mad at and will gets over being mad at him in like 5minutes.

Sean is Katie’s guy best friend.

by Badbitchhhhhhh April 5, 2020

My friend johnpaul

My dumbass freind who won't give me a ghast tear because he had to "work for it" even though he has like 40.

"Hey my friend johnpaul can I have a ghast tear?"
"No you have to work for it"
"Wdym I have to work for it it practically costs you nothing"
"Idc you will feel better about getting it"
"Don't be a dick johnpaul"

by Skeettheyeet April 27, 2021

anti mom friend

Suggests every thought which comes to their mind no matter how strange or dangerous

Person1"Why did Ellie say we should make a car out of a firework on a garbage can???"

Person2 "Idk, she is the anti mom friend of the group and has absolutely no regard for safety"

by Oh my it is a baked bean February 3, 2021

Non-Discriminating Friend

1: A guy friend, usually semi-attractive, who acts as a friend and wingman for his friend who is trying to pick up an extremely attractive girl who is being blocked by her DUFF. This man is not afraid to sleep with a three hundred pound gorilla, and is a vital asset to his friend who is attempting to get with the hot girl.

2: The ultimate counter to the big fat friend

The Non-Discriminating friend's motto: So what if you're a cow? I'll nail you anyhow.

by JaydenJehenna December 10, 2011