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big wet fart

You're disgusting.

I have to say big wet fart in here.
by Macabitz July 15, 2021
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apple juice farts

Incredibly rank and surprisingly un-applelike farts that occur with a vengeance soon after drinking apple juice.
"Holy crap! Are you trying to kill me?" "I can't help it, they're apple juice farts."
"Well, no more fricken apple juice for you then."
by That_one_girl__ March 11, 2009
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blooded fart hole

A blooded fart hole is a irritated sphincter that has been pounded by too much cock. Or an alcoholic after a big night on the rum may find there arse hole bleeding from excess alcohol

consumption.
Elton has a blooded fart hole from getting his doughnut punched. Fuck i had a big night on the piss last night i have a blooded fart hole.
by Frank.479 November 22, 2011
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the shit holding the fart in

A person or problem getting in your way and preventing you from completing your current task/plan.
"Dude, either pick a racer for MarioKart or go do something else. You're the shit holding the fart in."
by lion_tamer August 17, 2015
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Upside-Down Fart

this describes when your sexual partner does a handstand, then you place your head in between their cheeks and they fart (only use for top tier sexual pleasure)
"c'mon babes please lemme upside-down fart"
"okay but you better let me do it too"
by Gary's Tennis Coaching March 24, 2019
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Taint-rippling fart

A fart so loud and powerful that not only will you worry if you've sharted, but the shock waves created by the booming sound, will ripple the skin along your taint.
Peggy Sue got the shock of her life. With Pete going down on her after their meal of chilli with beans, she let rip with what Pete later described as a taint-rippling fart. He could see the skin of her taint ripple with the explosion emanating from her arse.
by Dick Examiner January 14, 2018
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pre-fart depression

When you fart and it feels so good and now your depressed because you want it back.
by DaddyoShrek June 13, 2017
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