December 25

If you are born on December 25th then you are literally fucking Jesus Christ.

Your mom:"Honey! I'm giving birth!" Your dad:"Oh my god! He was born on December 25th! This means that-" Your mom again:"YES! HE IS JESUS!"

by @evannasauruss December 16, 2019

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december 17 2017

The day you get with the love of your life!

Hey what day is it?
December17!
Remember that day?

December 17 2017?
Yes!
Happy 80th anniversary let’s get tacos and pasta and plan our funerals together!
I love you

I love you more

by Cupid_da_lovebaby January 14, 2021

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December 11

Katya’s birthday !!!

or famous instagrammer _katynka_kk birthday

Hey it’s December 11,

so what?
it’s katya”s birthday!

by _katynka_kk December 7, 2022

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Coolest day to be born on! Reason number one being because it’s in December and you can get double gifts because of your birthday and Christmas. Second reason being the fact that if it falls on Friday you are gonna have a blast and run away from Jason 😼👍🏽PS: if you were born on a Friday on this day you are equally as cool as me.

Awesome person: hey when’s your bday?

Me(cool person): my bday is next Friday!

Awesome person: woah on December 13?

Me(cool person): F*ck yea dude! I’m thinking about making a horror movie night!😍

by AtJoeMommaCrib November 23, 2021

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