December

The worst thing to name your kid. The word December comes from the greek number 10 so by naming your kid this you will be cursing them to be as tall as 10 year olds. Your kid will be pretty but everybody will use them and hate them. Don't name your kid December unless you want to curse them to be forever asked if they were born in December. Especially don't name them December if that's when they were conceived. Just don't name your kid December
Person 1: look its December, god she is so short!
Person 2: wait do you think she was born in December?
by Sttressed January 31, 2020
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Girl. Why’d u just kiss me.
Boy. Cuz it’s make out with your crush December.
by Brookxjade December 02, 2020
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Get dick downed December have fun guys/girls😉
Jake: I’m gonna make my move I been wanting to hook up with Jessica for so long

Ben: well it’s December get that 😼
by Yoloo;) December 01, 2019
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the month where u can beat ur dick an infinite amount.

Why are u beating so much?

Bro its december.
by تايسون November 01, 2022
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Date the girl who likes you december.just date the girl who likes you not only does she like you she probably loves you and I know you secretly like her too
Guy 1:Dude are you gonna date kiana
Guy 2: idk yet why
Guy 1: cause it’s date the girl who likes you december
by Kikk0422 December 03, 2019
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For the whole month of December you must log into someone else's socal media, but with the other person's concent.
Dan let me log into his account for the whole month of December.
by 1234579 December 29, 2020
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People born in December have the FATTEST bootys in the world
Wow, you hear how Jenny was born in December? That’s why she has such a big butt
by BobbySlimeGang December 10, 2019
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