by Whoamiwhatamihowami October 02, 2023
Apply a healthy layer of your favorite peanut butter to the inside of your partners asshole, then have vigorous anal sex until they prolapse. Upon prolapse, pull out and enjoy the warm gooey Siberian treat.
My girlfriend came back from a BDSM convention and told me about the Peanut Butter Gulag; it was great until I learned that I was allergic to peanut butter.
by socrasstitties May 09, 2018
Characterization of the belief that to those addicted, mentally or otherwise, marijuana is like peanut butter to dogs, i.e., the weed is irresistible.
"Damn, son, attack that shit less, would ya? You're all up on that blunt like it was weednut butter."
by Divisionbear May 15, 2009
Her: It's been a rough year, a breakup, lost my job and my best friend..
Me: Chin up, you'll land buttered side up! You always do!
Me: Chin up, you'll land buttered side up! You always do!
by Siouxsie Supertramp October 02, 2023
by ReidSZN October 23, 2015
smooth, chilled, unsalted (not salty), creamy, spreadable, non stick, can add flavor in any situation
by NWM-FPS-19thFloor September 29, 2022
Roughly 6 hours after eating at a restaurant that cooks with excessive amounts of butter, you wake up with pain and cold sweats, thus having to penguin walk to the toilet so as not soil the bed, and then cracking the porcelain. Think Harry Dunn from 'Dumb and Dumber' turbolax scene.
Holy hell, I had the butter runs in the middle of the night after eating at that hibachi restaurant. I feel sorry for the toilet.
by pizzleboy November 26, 2023