ass cramp

1) Your ass having a cramp.
2) Someone who is a fun buster.

1) Dude, I have a asscramp.
2) You are such an asscramp!

by lulu October 8, 2003

Garbage Ass

ADJ - A bad case of gas resulting in severe flatulence.

I can't stop farting because the fuckin' baked beans I ate made gave me some major garbage ass!

by Bobby Pizzle November 2, 2004

Swamp Ass

The occurrence of taking a hot dump precisely after a shower. The bathroom is hot and humid thus creating a wet and sloppy experience. Common side effect includes sweating profusely

A post shower is typical

Swamp as may be experienced while going commando on a hot day, playing basketball, sitting in a sauna, swimming, or tanning

Man I have swamp ass!
Dude don't take a hot steaming dump after a shower!

I though I would cool down by going commando today, but it gave me a bad case of swamp ass.

by mlk34 April 1, 2010

Internet ass

Internet ass is when somebody in reality gets no ass so they go on the internet to a dateing site and for some reason they will get every single boy or girl. They will usually get nude photos and other sexually related things.

Guy who gets internet ass : "dude i got so much ass last night". Guy who doesent get internet ass: " but no one likes you". Guy who gets internet ass: "yah dude i go on the internet to get it".

by Internet ass April 26, 2011

Dick-ass

noun- When someone takes a dick in the ass and thus becomes a dick-ass. A gay.

Shut your Dick-ass up cletus!

You dick-ass motherfucker, keepin yo cheeks spread wide and what not.

by Timbrochill17 August 25, 2010

Ass Fudge

the residue left,usually at the base of a cock after butt sex. Or on or near the rectum.

when i was thru fuckin that bitches ass, she sucked the
ass fudge off my cock with a smile.

by Terry Lasley. Kansas city Mo. January 11, 2007

Urban Ass

Urban Ass - one of the best known Russian grunge band from Moscow. Named by Morozov Sergei - Urban Ass was found in 2004. Making a lot of concerts Urban Ass working in a studio, recording a new songs for the future album wich will be called "Grand G". You can listen Urban Ass's songs at www.myspace.com/urbanass

Now Urban Ass are:
Drums - Morozov Sergei.
Lead vocal and guitar- Ermakov Ura.
Bass guitar - Kirill Pustovoit.

Urban Ass - kicks Ass!

by Moosth November 21, 2006