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ass pregnancy

Though often considered biologically impossible, it has been reported that anal conceptions have occurred due to good old unprotected buttfucking.
After suffering from a bout of morning sickness, Bobby learned of his ass pregnancy with the use of a home pregnancy test.
by Berto2112 October 14, 2008
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Ass Wank

Another term for anal sex. Mostly used by religious people, who believe in no sex before marriage - but feel the urge to have sexual intercourse.
Ay lad that bird gives good 'ass wanks'!
by Kostadino October 16, 2008
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ass cramp

1) Your ass having a cramp.
2) Someone who is a fun buster.
1) Dude, I have a asscramp.
2) You are such an asscramp!
by lulu October 8, 2003
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Garbage Ass

ADJ - A bad case of gas resulting in severe flatulence.
I can't stop farting because the fuckin' baked beans I ate made gave me some major garbage ass!
by Bobby Pizzle November 2, 2004
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Swamp Ass

The occurrence of taking a hot dump precisely after a shower. The bathroom is hot and humid thus creating a wet and sloppy experience. Common side effect includes sweating profusely

A post shower is typical

Swamp as may be experienced while going commando on a hot day, playing basketball, sitting in a sauna, swimming, or tanning
Man I have swamp ass!
Dude don't take a hot steaming dump after a shower!

I though I would cool down by going commando today, but it gave me a bad case of swamp ass.
by mlk34 April 1, 2010
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Internet ass

Internet ass is when somebody in reality gets no ass so they go on the internet to a dateing site and for some reason they will get every single boy or girl. They will usually get nude photos and other sexually related things.
Guy who gets internet ass : "dude i got so much ass last night". Guy who doesent get internet ass: " but no one likes you". Guy who gets internet ass: "yah dude i go on the internet to get it".
by Internet ass April 26, 2011
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Dick-ass

noun- When someone takes a dick in the ass and thus becomes a dick-ass. A gay.
Shut your Dick-ass up cletus!

You dick-ass motherfucker, keepin yo cheeks spread wide and what not.
by Timbrochill17 August 25, 2010
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