2 Pump Shump

When a man unleashes two monster size loads into the same persons mouth, but is 2 separate ejaculation, in a short time frame.

Bro 1: I heard you took Sally home last night, bro. What did you do?

Bro 2: She gave me a 2 pump shump!

Bro 1: Dude.

by BillWiTheScienceFi2 November 7, 2018

72÷8·(8−12÷2)

A annoying equation that no one will actually use and that is useless, and teachers give it to you so they can bore you to death and still get paid

Me:I really don't think we need to do 72÷8·(8−12÷2) it won't help us at all.
Teacher: Shut up!!! I am trying to bore you to death

by Random perosn February 24, 2019

Maria #2

A old man that go's by the name Jose that has had the same side hoe for 20 years now and her name is Maria #2

Layla: Maria #2 and my grandfather are fucking rn

Me: Omg side chick goals

by Hayleearpa March 4, 2019

2-1-2 law

When you date a girl and in 2 months if she doesn’t give you the first hole or second hole y’all have a problem known as 2-1-2 law

U date a girl and in 2 months she has to let you fuck her in the sass or pussy 2-1-2 law

by Big daddy ogr March 6, 2019

2/2

Boobs

Nice 2/2!

by BKB8888 June 12, 2018

2 and a 5

The sexual act of a man fingering a woman with 2 fingers, whilst she gives him a 5 Knuckle Shuffle.

The numbers are subject to change under the right circumstances.

Brady: Yo, I went round to Alice's last night
Carl: Did you smash?
Brady: No. But we did have a 2 and a 5.

by MeAndMyDad June 15, 2018

:)^2

This is a simple emoticon of someone with a double chin but is still happy apparently.

You idiot don't show off your :)^2

by DeBoiHuPlez June 16, 2018