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Tug n puff

When a person with COPD masterbaits and can't finish. So he just puffs puffs but can't blow the house down.
My fat ass roommate was watching dumpster porn and all he could do was tug n puff.
by Drwineknow May 5, 2019
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Shit-N-Meh

Acknowledging the activity of having achieved something successfully.
My party was the best one all semester Shit-N-Meh.
by Thesavagep80 May 8, 2019
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Nude n' dash

When a hot guy talks to you and acts friendly, but as soon as you send him a nude he stops messaging you at all.
Person A: "do you still talk to ____?"
Person B: "he used to talk to me and I thought he liked me. But then when I sent him a pic he just stopped messaging me."
Person A: "...the nude n' dash"
by sksksksoofoofoof May 8, 2019
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Michael N.

A sweet, funny,smart, sassy,protective, and really amazing guy. He always gives you a look that can make you laugh for hours. He has close friends, but he holds onto them tight. He will try to hurt you if you hurt any of his friends. He is a great actor and singer. He is such an adorable theater geek. He doesn't care about what others think of them. He can make you fall in love with just one look of the eye. If you ever know a Michael like this hold onto them tight because you never know when you'd have to say goodbye.
I really wish I had a Michael N. in my life.
by Jorge 3.0 March 20, 2019
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to brexit (v.); brexiting (n)

A verb meaning to say "Goodbye" without actually leaving. Usually used in online conversations, when someone says "Good night" or "Goodbye", but still reads messages and replies to them.
A: Yo imma go to sleep. good night yall.
B: Good night.
...
some minutes later
...
C: As I've said, Jeremy, this madman, just fuckin jumped off the cliff into the sea and broke both of his legs when hitting the bottom.
A: Lmao thats siiiick.
B: Yo A is brexiting again....
A: Fuck you.

to brexit (v.); brexiting (n)
by mr.language.professor March 21, 2019
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Crab n' nad

Crab n' nad: having intense anal sex when a crab and squid are present
Crab n' nad:
Hey bro why did you want to go to the aquarium so bad?”
“Oh I had to try some of that Crab n’ nad”
by LongCrabs March 22, 2019
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