Starfish Butter

Poop residue after you think you're done wiping, also ominously known as the remainder, opposite of the ghostwipe
Bro, you smell like shit. Did you forget to check for starfish Butter?

No bro, I'm sea free
That smell might get you arrested
by The doughboy conglomerate March 25, 2022
Get the Starfish Butter mug.

peanut butter pooper

A person, who leaves large dollops of "peanut butter like" shit on the inside of the toilet bowl. Usually found at the workplace, but can occur in the home. The peanut butter pooper is notoriously hard to identify, and is thought to be a supernatural/mythical being in Indian cultures of the American southwest.
The "peanut butter pooper" had struck again, leaving large clumps of crap all over the toilet bowl in the employee break-room.
by Tink Tink 27 January 03, 2017
Get the peanut butter pooper mug.

slimy butter

A cringy 10 year old which should kill himself
by Slimy Butter June 26, 2017
Get the slimy butter mug.

no peanut butter

The lowest point in one’s life.
That school has a no peanut butter policy for lunch. I feel so bad for those kids!
by An expert in peanut butter September 24, 2020
Get the no peanut butter mug.

buttering your teeth

A gay sex act where one male ejaculates into the other’s mouth, thus buttering his teeth with nut butter.
Chrishem wipe your mouth, you look like Colin was buttering your teeth again
by MisterTalia May 27, 2023
Get the buttering your teeth mug.

Peanut Butter on a Bagel

When a bagel gets peanut butter put on it.

Disrespectful, just don't do it. Don't be a hero, just put on cream cheese like a normal person.
Putting peanut butter on a bagel is like pooping on the floor; pooping isn't a bad thing, the floor isn't a bad thing, but put the two together and you get a bad thing.

When my partner puts peanut butter on their bagels, I proceed to throw them in the garbage. Then I throw the bagel in the garbage as well.
by TheDisrespect November 29, 2020
Get the Peanut Butter on a Bagel mug.

pre-nutt butter

when u nutt a little before you finish if u know what I mean 😉😉
her: yo step bro did you really just nutt in me
him: no its just a little bit of pre-nutt butter
by pre nutt August 29, 2019
Get the pre-nutt butter mug.