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Waters Law

Somewhere between Murphys law and A watched pot never boils. Waters Law: Nothing you want to happen will happen until its inconvenient or impossible for you.
Example of Waters Law:
You have been asking for a raise for months, you deserve it. In frustration you sign on to a different company for a raise. The day you do your boss calls you and tells you you're getting a raise worth more than your salary at the other job.
by anonymous May 4, 2023
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boiling your water

what you do before having angry sex
oh girl imma boil your water right now

sorry i was busy boiling my girls water ;)
i want to be boiling your water right now
by chicken nugshshgaaak August 31, 2017
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sparse water

An objectively better way to refer to clouds :)
"Wow, look at the sparse water!"
"I don't see any sparse water."
"Oh."
by keppycs February 29, 2024
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Water each other's plants

1. To maintain an office-relationship between adjacent plant-owners who water each other's plants in the absence of one or the other.

2. By extension, to keep each other company.
"I think they had a plant-relationship back in meat space."
"What do you mean?"
"They used to water each other's plants back when we were in the office."
"Oh, like kept each other company?"
"Yeah; but they literally watered each other's plants, too."
by Faiyoh5d July 27, 2021
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Spring water

when spring gets overexited
Person1-oh shit its spring water!
by Mangos136 April 12, 2022
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Poo water

A) an uncomfortable, gross or bad situation.

B) the equivalent of saying “aw crap”.

C) water that is not clear, might have a slight stench to it, and may or may not contain levels of poo
I just dropped my phone in the toilet and had to fish it back out. Ew gross dude, poo water!
by CaptainPlank12 September 9, 2020
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Gatorade water bottle

The only thing gamers will ever really drink with
Boy 1: Got a new gaming Gatorade water bottle!

Girl 1: Marry me
by ejnjejnejenjj December 6, 2021
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