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Monkey Strike

by HarryPothead!"$£%$ April 3, 2003
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monkey business

Alright folks. Givin' somebody monkey business, is when you're having sex them with using an unpeeled bannana, and then proceed to poo in your hand and fling it at the person's face.
Dude your mom was being a whore last night after i suprised her with some monkey business.
by Zack Connolly July 27, 2005
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cheese monkey

a person who sucks cock and likes the taste, thus being a cheese monkey due to the addiction to nob cheese, also see cheesey gums.
That daedo over there is a regualar cheese monkey.
by undercurent April 8, 2003
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Monkey Lick

The monkey lick originated in the boys locker room of Southern Lehigh High School.
A monkey lick is when a male rubs his genitals on another males fore head. Then he gently secrets semen onto the males forehead. Then he licks it all off.
by david shapiro April 26, 2004
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Flying Monkey

The act of a man bending at the knees, putting his fists on the floor, and performing cunnilingus on a standing female partner. While performing this act, the man has free reign to create a more dramatic experience by making angry monkey sounds, wearing wings, and occasionally scratching his head.
This past weekend I finally found a hoe willing enough to let me do the Flying Monkey!
by DramaMoon6 February 11, 2014
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porch monkey

a porchagese person.
kiana is such a porch monkey.
by Mr. Fluffykins July 1, 2008
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bought the monkey

The act of masturbating until you're penis falls off.
Oh damn, Andeny bought the monkey! That must've hurt.
by Firefrog September 21, 2003
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