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poop

A tasty food varient, after you eat you may feel pushing in your anus.

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PUSH I CAN SEE IT COMING'' PUSSHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH You get the tasty treat out, now put it on a paper plate and call it a delicacy. serve it to dante, the gay kid that bullied you, laughed at you and got the edgar cut in 7th grade, track him down find him find him find him FIND HIm, break in his house, tie up his family and put them all next to your highly trained to attack tibetten mastiff, then grab dante from his bed and make him choose, eat the shit you have been collecting for years in a fermenting jar, or let him watch his family be mutilated by my dog and then kill him. Two answers can happen with both being fun outcomes:

Poop pill: He cries as he eats and drinks the mixture, his family are also made to eat it and as a suprising turn of events the poop had rat poision mixed in the juice so they all die, you clean up the evidence and take their nice tupperware.

Dog pill: He refuses so you snap your fingers and the "nice puppy" eats them, you shoot dante in the head then clean everything up, clean your dog up and get rid of anything linking to him, as well as burning the families bodies because if you get arrested you dont want harm to come to your pup, and extra step would be stopping by starbucks and getting the doog a pup cup.
So to say again, Poop is a tasty vegan treat!
Eat the poop dante, eat it or my dog will eat your family

BUT I DONT WANT TO

E a t i t n o w d a n t e

ok
by barney September 27, 2023
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poop-

Poop- , you messed up something, and you don't wanna cuss but you want to say something so it sounds like you messed up.
You : Oh poop-
Me : What?
You : I messed up on the project.
(It can be used in a conversation)
by Oofmahlife October 4, 2020
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Poop Lagoon

A wet soggy anus, typically after having major swamp ass or diarrhea.
my ass is so wet, its like a poop lagoon down there!
by Cumcrusher March 18, 2021
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poop residue

Little flakes of poop that slide of the poop piece during the decent into the water, this process occurs during the poops time spent in the air after leaving your bum hole
Poop residue settles in high numbers of poop particles on the ceramic toilet bowl visible to the naked eye. "The stuff you need the brush for" DO NOT CONSUME
by Swaggridd April 28, 2016
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national poop sock day

by poop soc enthusiest November 1, 2021
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Stinky little poop

Stinky little poop is when you get mad at someone and need to take your rage out, you say stinky little poop because your parents are around or you care about your language
Eva: Oh no he got out bed!
Stela: What a stinky little poop!
by bigpenisdude81773 March 1, 2021
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Fury poop

When you are so irate, your bowels require evacuation.
I was so mad I had to take a fury poop.
by Rslakmcg April 2, 2023
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