Love Makexting

The classy version of sexting, generally used by people in relationships that have lost most of the initial spark

Dylan(reading through texts): Dude, you and Laura are the lamest sexters ever
Tyler: We're wayyyy past sexting, we've moved on to Love Makexting

by Brozy Altidore September 21, 2010

love addiction

when you are really, deeply in love with someone that you start "seeing them" everywhere when they're not actually there. The need and want for someone who's your crush and you're horny for them.

Tyler "saw" Ali at Target and thought that he touched her although he wasn't actually there. She also thought that she saw him in the shower and on a tv commercial. Her friend knew she had a love addiction with Ali, though she denies it.

by Yellow lover March 14, 2015

love yolk

The post ejacularoty mess that comes out with your piss after a good fuck. It is thick, transparent and yellow, having been dyed by the urine, and usually misses the bowl, leaving long, goopy strands dripping to the floor.

'Fuck, I went through a whole roll of T.P trying to wrangle the load of love yolk I blasted all over the toilet.'

by udm111 February 28, 2010

Love Cuffs

Hand cuffs cover in furry material, used during kinky sexual encounters.

I'm going to use my love cuffs to cuff you to the bed, you've been bad bad boy.

by ilivein609 January 21, 2011

Gummy Love

Grandmas givin head... no teeth

Grandma be givin gramps some gummy love.

by Goose2801 March 22, 2009

My Love

You. All the love I have in the world. Is you.

Good morning, My Love

by A Therapist's Dream October 11, 2021

love calculator

A love calculator calculates the chance that you and whoever's name you decide to put in the calculator, chance of working out. Got to lovecalculator.com to check it our for yourself.

The love calculator seems to think i have 0% chance of working out with Johnny Depp or Ashton Kutcher. I think it's the real deal.

by Desiree1990 September 21, 2008