The Keto Gods

A group of deities aligned to help souls of the mortal plane through first world problems.

I pray to the keto gods the line at chipotle goes smoothly

by cooperhydroblaster November 2, 2023

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God came on my jorts

When your day goes poorly in an unforeseen yet entirely unsurprising way.

“Yeah a bird just shat on me!”

“No way dude.”

“Yeah it’s like god came on my jorts!”

by Dionysus’ dick November 6, 2023

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What sort of God would make you kill kids?

YOUR GOD, YOU FUCKING IDIOT! GODDAMN! YOURS! NUMBERS, DEUTERONOMY, JUDGES!

Hym "What sort of God would make you kill kids? The Christian one does that all the time! Sometimes he kills them himself! How many people died in the flood? All of them? Yours! That one! Literally every kid that dies of cancer or disease is the victim of God's eternal maiming of humanity."

by Hym Iam November 7, 2023

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We are God

No. We are not. I refuse to be it. I refuse to let YOU be it.

Hym " 'We are God' is an illuminating statement coming from someone who claims to believe in the golden rule. Seem like you're treating others how you want to be treated. You also CLEARLY want to be mocked and ignored so.... Here you go, faggot! Hahahahaha! He things I'm going to let him be God! Hahahahahahahaha! No, shit-head! I'm just going to it. Kill it. Make a generator out of it's bones. And we're all just going to be perpetually mortal. No 'Your own personal God domain' if this is what you chose to do, collectively, with Godhood a shutter at the thought of what would happen if I left you to your own devices. No. Not going to happen!"

by Hym Iam November 9, 2023

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God’s Motor

there is lot of commotion spoken about this thing called God’s Motor.. what is God’s Motor you ask? well i will tell you right now. it’s the RB25DET that the Motor vehicle company Nissan made from 1995 to 2002. it’s the Famous Inline 6 turbocharged engine that has a divine sound when you put a tubular manifold on. famous for being an engine swap into numerous cars and making big power when built.

did you hear timmy finally got his hands on God’s Motor to drop into his S14?

yeah it’s gonna sound so sick when it’s all said and done. i wish i had God’s Motor

by terminatorlsx427 November 9, 2023

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