by Kittyberry1124 August 23, 2017
Get the king eater mug.When a person smokes methamphetamine non stop to the point where they will do anything for more. Usually they end up on the streets doing sexual acts for another hit. Most times these people have no friends and the only people that hang around them is to use them for drugs. A Jib king is the lowest form of life next to a cockroach.
That Jib King was such a waste of skin he let his methamphetamine dealer shit in his mouth for a hit.
by Fununderthesun August 27, 2017
Get the jib king mug.Someone who repeatedly attempts to start up conversation in a group chat / text / email thread, but is never responded to, as what they are saying is irrelevant to the concerns of any of the recipients.
He wouldn't be such a cricket king if he didn't feel the need to start talking about nonsense every time the group goes silent.
by commissioner mugsy August 29, 2017
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by Willowjcowie August 30, 2017
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Get the queefy king mug.1. A man, anointed by the sexual gods, who has the ability to juggle more than one woman’s sexual needs at a time. Gifted with endurance, skill and creativity his capabilities are reserved for royalty only.
2. Someone who is able to eat tacos 24/7 and not gain any weight much to the frustration of his friends.
2. Someone who is able to eat tacos 24/7 and not gain any weight much to the frustration of his friends.
The newly crowned Taco King demanded his crown jewels be kept safe while he finished with the Golden Queen and Duchess Dirty Bird.
by KickstandLover October 15, 2018
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