may i please fart in your mouth 

a simple question

girlfriend: May I please fart in your mouth.

dude: Well I guess so, since it's from a women.

squirt!!!

dude: It was nasty you squirted in my eye.

girlfriend: Whats a squirt? Shit? Im so sorry that I just shit in your eye.

may i please fart in your mouth by Ren_Walker_ November 17, 2011

head fart 

when your head farts

my head farted

head fart by head fart October 17, 2008

Splash Fart 

When a female lets one rip while squatting down for a piss, usually causing the stream to splash!

Aoife was so drunk last night, carried her to the toilet were she started to splash fart all over the bowl!

Ew I think i got some splash fart on me!

Splash Fart by Andrew Gaynor November 26, 2007

yee fart that shit 

To promote the freedom of expression of an individual.
This saying is often invoked in response to an insult or threat, used as a means of bypassing an altercation that will go nowhere. It can be utilized effectively to underscore the immaturity of the instigator or "wise guy" who initiated the exchanged, and ultimately concludes in the pwning of fools.

guy #1: u eat p00p

guy #2: yee fart that shit

(pause)

guy #2: ownt.

yee fart that shit by seekingbj May 16, 2009

duck fart 

Throwing Flat Stones off of a bridge perpendicular to the water will occasionally achieve a duck fart, or a peculiar sound effect where the water breaks twice creating a longer sounding "plop". Imagine what your farts sound like in the bathtub or hot tub and you've got it.

Jimmy was skipping stones down by the bridge the other day. meanwhile I was up top trying to get my stones to "duck fart".

duck fart by iFap4DaytonaCoupes August 22, 2012

bloody cum fart 

tourtously peneterating the anus of a female, flaggence then occours, since seman was deposited in the anal cavity and the interior lining of the anus was damaged, blood the spwes from the anus along with gas and seman.

Darla clanched her fists, and in a blustering whirl she dispatched a bloody cum fart.

bloody cum fart by Chuck Dickinson September 25, 2003

brain fart 

A moment when you just forget something even if you ran through it a moment ago.

person1: What's that?
(points to chair)
person2: Uh, Uh...
person1: BRAIN FART!

brain fart by Adeladaine March 20, 2009