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Joe

Joe is Singlehandedly the greatest person i have ever met, i love him so mcuh. he is kind and sweet all the time but we dont tell him that because he wants to come off edgy and scary.
Joe is awesome
by Honeymustard898 February 10, 2024
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Sloppy Joe

A blowjob from a guy named joe
(Person) Hey Joe, can you give me a sloppy joe?
(Joe) Sure man
by spindlyjim September 11, 2020
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Joe Biden

Joe Biden was born and raised in Scranton, Pennsylvania, moving with his family to New Castle County, Delaware, in 1953 when he was ten. He studied at the University of Delaware before earning his law degree from Syracuse University in 1968. He was elected to the New Castle County Council in 1970 and became the sixth-youngest senator in U.S. history after he was elected to the United States Senate from Delaware in 1972, at age 29. Biden was the chair or ranking member of the Senate Foreign Relations Committee for 12 years and was influential in foreign affairs during Obama's presidency. He also chaired the Senate Judiciary Committee from 1987 to 1995, dealing with drug policy, crime prevention, and civil liberties issues; led the effort to pass the Violent Crime Control and Law Enforcement Act and the Violence Against Women Act; and oversaw six U.S. Supreme Court confirmation hearings, including the contentious hearings for Robert Bork and Clarence Thomas. He ran unsuccessfully for the Democratic presidential nomination in 1988 and 2008. Biden was reelected to the Senate six times and was the fourth-most senior sitting senator at the time when he became Obama's vice president after they won the 2008 presidential election, defeating John McCain and his running mate Sarah Palin. Obama and Biden were reelected in 2012, defeating Mitt Romney and his running mate Paul Ryan.
Random Person: It's US President Joe Biden!
Bodyguard: Shut the fuck up.
by JoeCandiceNuts March 10, 2022
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Alaskan Trader Joe's

Noun

A theoretical store that doesn't exist but should.

The nearest Trader Joe's to Anchorage, Alaska is a 40 hour drive away.

Don't complain that you have to drive an hour to get to Trader Joe's. You have been spoiled.
Bring Trader Joe's to Alaska! We need an Alaskan Trader Joe's!
by S.J. Bafalto June 18, 2023
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Sloppy Joe Biden

Receiving messy oral from somebody you definitely don’t want to admit you got it from; or, receiving oral from somebody who may or may not be all there
“Yeah, last week she came over and came me the ole Sloppy Joe Biden”

“You got an SJB from them?”

“Yeah, just keep it to yourself but it was great
by junkiemonkey737 March 25, 2024
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Joe Effect

When a person has all the bad luck in the world and can’t ever catch a break. To have everything that happens in your life never go in your favor. Basically the worst luck in the world.
Joe: “Bro, I got a red light ticket for $250 even though I was stopped the whole time.”
Trevor: “That my friend is the Joe Effect!”
by Bababooey11 September 23, 2020
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joe Starns

A known o.G. from the 502 dudes, put their bitches up when he comes around and after he leaves he is all thats talked about.always the topic of conversation.
Don’t be no joe Starns men stop checkin out my chick
by Wouldent you like to know hoe December 15, 2023
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