The condition elderly people suffer in the presence of younger people. Symptoms include but are not limited to refusal to lose to a younger person, refusal of being wrong, refusal of being at fault, and the urge to use age as justification for their actions, decisions, and opinions.
That old person didn't like reading this definition. His/her "Old man syndrome" kicked in, and he started complaining that it wasn't in proper definition form.
Younger person: You mean according to Webster?
Old person: Yeah
Younger person: Well, this is Urban Dictionary!!! Its meant for fun if nothing else.
Old person: I got 20 years on you! You dont know what fun is!
Younger person: You mean according to Webster?
Old person: Yeah
Younger person: Well, this is Urban Dictionary!!! Its meant for fun if nothing else.
Old person: I got 20 years on you! You dont know what fun is!
by pseudonymis maximus November 3, 2010
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by chica_bonita123 November 22, 2010
Get the facebook addiction syndrome mug.This is an uncommon form of disease that is usually involved with a male and female in a long-term/serious relationship. It involves the female becoming obsessed with the male to the point where she has to wear a 20" strap-on dildo in order to keep the male locked down. This disease can include the following: looking like a married couple, very quiet, keep to themselves, maybe encounter them once a blue moon, being denied of buying a paintball gun, single people being denied to go anywhere with them such as a trip because they are not in the choir, little fun, yelling and very serious. Couples with this syndrome usually block out everything else in their lives besides themselves, but what we must not forget, is that these people don't realize what they have. For the people that don’t have this disease must know is that, these kind tend to criticize or cut up people who are single or who have a normal relationship, without realizing that they are losing their lives to this madness. For these people, they should wake up and watch the sun shine past through their windows in the morning, everyday realizing, that they are slowing losing their past, whether it be friends, hobbies, or activities. This is a very sad situation, and no one in the right mind wants to ever catch this terrible disease.
Male A - "Oh, Shannon....i'm going to the guyzz house for some poker tonight if that's alright with you"
Female A - "I dont think so Benjamin, come over here, ill be punishing you tonight for even asking me that"
Male B - "Wow, thats sweet, i wanna get a gun like that"
Female B - "Excuse me Albert, you are not buying no gun when your suppossed to be buying me a purse tomorrow"
Single A - "Hey guyzz, guess what, im coming on the trip"
Female A - "No your not, your gonna ruin this trip for us all, and your not even in the choir"
Single A - "K, so ill join the choir, im a natural singer"
Friend A - "Relax, whats wrong with Max coming, jeez"
Male B - "Alright, im going home cause im getting tired and wanna go to bed"
Single A - "Oh wow, is it your bed time already baby, stop lying and play some poker"
Male B - "oh hi, ya i love you to, alright im on my way (he says in a gayish voice)"
Single A - "Where you going now, i thought you were tired"
Male B - "Ya sorry, but i have to go and kiss Elizabeth goodnite, or ill never hear the end of it"
Friends at poker night - "HAHA, i can't believe they have Peckerwood syndrome"
Female A - "I dont think so Benjamin, come over here, ill be punishing you tonight for even asking me that"
Male B - "Wow, thats sweet, i wanna get a gun like that"
Female B - "Excuse me Albert, you are not buying no gun when your suppossed to be buying me a purse tomorrow"
Single A - "Hey guyzz, guess what, im coming on the trip"
Female A - "No your not, your gonna ruin this trip for us all, and your not even in the choir"
Single A - "K, so ill join the choir, im a natural singer"
Friend A - "Relax, whats wrong with Max coming, jeez"
Male B - "Alright, im going home cause im getting tired and wanna go to bed"
Single A - "Oh wow, is it your bed time already baby, stop lying and play some poker"
Male B - "oh hi, ya i love you to, alright im on my way (he says in a gayish voice)"
Single A - "Where you going now, i thought you were tired"
Male B - "Ya sorry, but i have to go and kiss Elizabeth goodnite, or ill never hear the end of it"
Friends at poker night - "HAHA, i can't believe they have Peckerwood syndrome"
by WallyGlen March 19, 2008
Get the Peckerwood Syndrome mug.Display of the shape of the labia through overly tight trousers. Said to resemble the foot of a camel
by Martin Judas Carter January 24, 2003
Get the camel toe syndrome mug.When one single member of a family turns out normal and an upstanding citizen while the rest of the family is losers.
Christine told her family members that she got a new promotion. Since all her family was in prison it made this Marilyn Munster Syndrome situation awkward.
by Gary and Jeff August 15, 2008
Get the Marilyn Munster Syndrome mug.The medical condition in which your dangler does not develop beyond the size of a babies. Usually less then two inches erect.
Brad wanted to have sexual intercourse with a lady, however he was unable to preform because he suffers from Baby Dick Syndrome
by safehammer November 29, 2006
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Guy2: Hey, don't be cruel. Be nice, and call it Down's Syndrome.
Guy2: Hey, don't be cruel. Be nice, and call it Down's Syndrome.
by Marty17 March 12, 2011
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