Life

A sexually transmitted disease that always ends in death. There is currently no known cure. The only way to prevent creating the disease is to have protection. The best way of preventing it is by using condoms, birth control pills, or just not having sex.

Did you hear that bill and sandy gave life to that baby? How horrible! It has to love like with it for its whole life!

by Ash Drowning June 24, 2014

Life

The meaning of life is birth to death. well that's what others think. To me when I die, that will be the time that I will be living the most. In heaven.

I will live a second life.

by jennagracemarie July 9, 2014

life

the meaning of life…wait for it...is to give life meaning.

Life is cool…and annoying.

by strings-feels-infinities-books July 23, 2014

cougar's life

(based on , but absolutely NOT related to, the internet site cougarlife.com, hence two words)

a life based on hedonism, immorality and amorality

If you want to know what a cougar's life is, and how to live one, you can ask an a deutsche schwein like Hugh Hefner or Bernie Madoff

by Sexydimma August 26, 2014

Whit Life

pertaining to, and explaining the existence, exploits, awesomeness, perils, and poor life choices of living in the Whiteaker Neighborhood of Eugene, Oregon.

The abundance of hipsters, pbrs 'n pork sodas, food carts, hoppy breweries, fixies, American Spirits, and snarkasm all point to examples of Whit Life.

The life of a Whitizen.

by The Mannimal September 15, 2014

Life

An STD that ends in death.

Person 1- My knee itches
Person 2- I fucking hate turnips
Person 1- I fucking hate life
Person 2- You need a therapist man

by _becausefucklife_ September 23, 2014

Demo life

A life in which the subject can't access most levels...

Pete: Can you see that dude in that old nuggets jersey
Mitch: Oh yeah i can see him over there he looks broke as hell he's a looser
Pete: Hell yeah, he's living a demo life

by Prince L October 3, 2014