Donald Trump's penis

Located between two sausage links called thighs, The small member is indicative of his hand size, wihch is by all measures, small. The small member longs to be inside of daughter Ivanka, though its furious advances have been denied by a shred of dignity and self respect by the receiving party

"The only thing stopping White house incest is the fact that Donald Trump's Penis went rouge and shot up a nearby mosque"

by Myanacondabread April 12, 2017

penis lollipop

another term for a cocksuker used to insult someone

man that guy is such a penis lollipop

by lowery September 10, 2003

dyslexic penis syndrome

(n.) When you're trying to have sex & the penis ends up in the anus instead of the vagina. Usually will piss off the female.

"Hey man, how was your date last night?"
"Not so good, I drank too much & got a bout of dyslexic penis syndrome. She got pissed & left."
"Better luck next time bro!"

by DSFan4Life April 6, 2010

penis cak

An allies you use in the game 007 Nightfire.
Also works with Halo.

Player 1: Ahhh! you have killed me!
Penis Cak: LOL! NOOB!

by Dan Mitts January 11, 2008

Small Penis

What you have.

You have a small penis, #SmallPenisHours.

by dckgfplyefvw June 9, 2019

penis swaggler

An inexperienced person who is giving fellatio to genitalia.

Did you hear about Kim? Apparently she’s a Penis Swaggler.

by Kennel Dogwood June 19, 2020

penis slacker

A slang term for one who gives a "hand job".

The hooker was the best penis slacker I had ever seen.

by ghetto_fab May 27, 2004