bow down to me

a way to request for someone to suck your toes

*someone with a foot fetish*

*watching a movie with their partner*
“ayo... u tryna bow down to me?”

by mastacrafta August 23, 2019

let me slide in

to fuck

"yo man this girl just let me slide in"

by yofavjess February 20, 2017

Shomi and Blow me

It's when you get a blow job while watching Shomi, Netflix's bastard little brother

Hey girl, you should come watch some Shomi and blow me!

by Ray Lockwood June 8, 2016

Shoot me in the balls

Can be used either in whole-word form or in the shortened acronym form when typing/texting (smitb). Synonym of "fml."

"I am swamped with work. Shoot me in the balls..."

Post-car wreck/bad situation: "Shoot me in the balls!"

by kissmyasthma20 February 21, 2011

shit me sour

1. Meaning that your are in a shitty situation.

2. Being in amazement.

Ezra said "SHIT ME SOUR!!" as he burnt his finger.

Or

Henry said "shit me sour." cuz your dick was so small.

by MOOsaidTheCow December 7, 2011

if you ask me

A redundant phrase attached to the end of a sentence. People who use this phrase have nothing more to say, it is simply there as a filler (or perhaps to make it sound more "authentic").

Guy 1: Hey, what's our new teacher like?
Guy 2: Pretty cool if you ask me

by Emoji Movie Was A Good Movie January 27, 2021

Run me over

a sex move where the girl lays on the bed doggy style while the guy thrusts his pelvis aggressively into the girl’s vagina

“ I want him to run me over so bad “

by bigdicknigha January 14, 2018