Fake love

-fakeu love
-fakeu cake
-fakeu friends

"i'm so sorry but it's fake love, fake cake—"

by Goddamn pseudonym May 31, 2020

Gummy Love

Grandmas givin head... no teeth

Grandma be givin gramps some gummy love.

by Goose2801 March 22, 2009

banana of love

a colorful slang word for penis. Mainly said at CTY when describing a naked man in a window.

In the window of loneliness, his banana of love was barely visible.

by Person May 13, 2005

Crust of love

It's when you cum on someone's face in the late evening when your lover (or really good friend) is sleeping. Then when he/she wakes up in the morning he/she will wake up with the crust of love.

"Did you like my crust of love this morning?"

by homeless geoff January 14, 2013

love yolk

The post ejacularoty mess that comes out with your piss after a good fuck. It is thick, transparent and yellow, having been dyed by the urine, and usually misses the bowl, leaving long, goopy strands dripping to the floor.

'Fuck, I went through a whole roll of T.P trying to wrangle the load of love yolk I blasted all over the toilet.'

by udm111 February 28, 2010

My Love

You. All the love I have in the world. Is you.

Good morning, My Love

by A Therapist's Dream October 11, 2021

love calculator

A love calculator calculates the chance that you and whoever's name you decide to put in the calculator, chance of working out. Got to lovecalculator.com to check it our for yourself.

The love calculator seems to think i have 0% chance of working out with Johnny Depp or Ashton Kutcher. I think it's the real deal.

by Desiree1990 September 21, 2008