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life-stats

at the end of life you will see all of you life-stats

like : how many hours did i sleep
dude 1 : i just fucked a girl

dude 2 : wow you life-stats are better then a lot of guys

dude 1 : i know right i cant believe it
by flyingdroplet May 23, 2018
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Life

No one really know what is this. Just something that we do. And this thing sucks so much u dont wanna do it. This is what makes u feel like shit.
by The curvy lemon February 4, 2018
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One Life

One Life - The Funniest Game Made By A Hummus Addict.
Have You Played One Life?

It's funny!
by JoeBama12 December 12, 2020
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Life

(me): listens to soundcloud mixtape '
(kxng):listens to it with him
(me) : still needs a life
(kxng) NGGHA WE HAVE NO LIFES HOW IMA GET ONE

(soundcloudnibba): HERE IS UR LIFE
(kxng&me): that not a life it a trash mixtape im sorry.
by that word doe March 27, 2018
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Life

Death. I don't know what else to tell you, man (or woman we don't judge). Unless you're immortal or some kind of god, you and everyone and every living thing you know is alive just to die.
"How's life?"
Death.
"Oh. That's deep."
by BoredSquad September 26, 2019
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Flub Life

Living large, both in waist size and stature when around friends or co workers
That cobb lives the straight flub life
by Cracker biz May 6, 2018
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half life 2

is overrated game that tried to be hollywood blockbuster but turned out mediocre and boring FPS with barely any reedemable features. The only person who likes this game is Gabe Newell and Nobody.

Half Life is only remembered due to Half Life 3 meme since the game has never reached an actual ending and ended on half Life 2 episode 2 dlc.
However, Half Life itself is a boring name for the title because it is some Physics terminology that will make you go to sleep. Thankfully, Lives only have two halves.
Person 1: Hey I hope they will make a sequel to half life 2.
Person 2: But it already exists, it's called garry's mod and its better anyways.
Person 1: oh right
by Andrew Whiteingale W w00t October 21, 2025
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