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Pitch Slap

When you accept an unsolicited invitation on social media, only to receive an immediate response by the contact pitching their latest product.

Abuse is common on LinkedIn by "Tech Bros", offshore resources, financial advisors, and desperate sales professionals whom lack any tact or "book smarts".
I just received this request from this Tech Bro Benton based out of San Francisco.

I bet if I accept it he'll "Pitch Slap" me immediately regarding his company's latest AI driven SaaS Security Architecture sitting on a best in class custom built platform which is hybrid / secure / private cloud ready with a link to the demo.

DEEEECLINE.
by Lookin4LootDrops June 14, 2024
mugGet the Pitch Slapmug.

Slapping the Gremlin

Slapping the Gremlin (v). During a MMF threesome, when one M reaches out and slaps the other M, thus establishing dominance. The M slapped becomes the gremlin.
Yo man, I heard last night when Chris and Larry were spitroasting Adriana, Larry decided it was a good time for Slapping the Gremlin with Chris.
by homebrewneuralyzer October 2, 2020
mugGet the Slapping the Gremlinmug.

slap ass month

by fhcfhvxf April 15, 2019
mugGet the slap ass monthmug.

grab and slap

grabbing a beer from a bodega, slapping the money on the counter. normally occurs when an underage kid wants to drink.
"when i was 19 i pulled a grab and slap over on 2nd ave and grabbed a 50 cent malt liquor."
by w33deater June 11, 2014
mugGet the grab and slapmug.

Slaps

Outta a bay.
Sth really good, nice.
Oh snap! You see that whip.
Shiddd Slaps asf
by Boytelling August 19, 2023
mugGet the Slapsmug.

Slap ass week

slap ass week is every friday where you can slap a guy or a girls ass.
by courtney freakin miller September 24, 2019
mugGet the Slap ass weekmug.

Star Slap

The act of slapping Starbucks coffee out of someones hand before they have had the opportunity to have the first sip.
I had just gotten my Grande Vanilla Latte when that jerk Star Slapped me.
by Timtard October 3, 2010
mugGet the Star Slapmug.

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