GE Test Technician

Usually the smartest people at PTO, work on multi million dollar jet engines. Run engines while fucking your girl. Most often than not have huge dicks and always in the DMs of your bitch. Doesn't need a union because they don't have to fight for their worth, it is already known. Best job in southern Ohio

"did you see that GE test technician?" Yeah that GE test Technician is sod and has a huge dick.

"Yeah, she left me for a GE test Technician."

"Wow, that GE test Technician made me cum 7 times last night"

by TheGETestTech September 24, 2019

Munchausen Syndrome by Technology

When an IT worker, usually in a leadership role, deliberately messes up something that works well to make their job seem irreplaceable (i.e., the hero). Symptoms include front line staff and vendors running around frantically in a "sky is falling" scenario only to discover after great detective work and duress one pulled wire or misconfigured group policy, which was not that way yesterday.

"Check the cable?"

"The desk hasn't moved from this spot in ten years."

"Check it anyway."

"Well I'll be .... printer's working fine now! Fourth time this week. Peter was just here yesterday.... you thinking what i'm thinking?
"Munchausen Syndrome by Technology."
"bingo."

by jj_702 October 17, 2019

Lebanon County Career And Technology Center

Technology school in Lebanon County Pa ,full of hicks, that try to act like they are from the city, and most of the students end up working at jobs somewhat in their field of study, Diesel Technology has the most tire marks and smoke.

Look that guy who got ran over my a mack truck is from Lebanon County Career and Technology Center.

by Sweigart34 November 25, 2019

pre-chernobyl-technics

technical devices so old u can only find them in russias deepest gulags.

"Hey Bro, I found an old Geiger-Müller-counter in the basemen. It looks like pre-chernobyl-technics."

by KruceZX January 21, 2020

romanian pencil technique

The process of pulling the females pants and (or) leggings and take the end of a pencil where the eraser is and slowly rubbing it on the thigh/vaginal area

“During art class I saw a boy giving the Romanian pencil technique to one of the thots when the teacher wasn't looking!”

by lilqdawwgg February 20, 2020

A I U TECHNIQUE

The A I U t technique is a power calling ritual that can be used while battling
It can also end the universe

He used the A I U TECHNIQUE to gain power!

by R0ckoM3mer May 14, 2020

Avocadio-Le-Technicuo

Formely known as "Voccaccio"
A martial art technique that specializes in throwing avocado in your opponent's guts.

Today I killed 2 men with the Avocadio-Le-Technicuo technique.

by The Avocado Man May 25, 2020