Guy best friend

I’m addicted to his laugh
I love the way you smile
The way you make me feel
Like I’m the moon

While your the sun
Meant for each other

But never to be together.

He’s my guy best friend

by Abgh July 5, 2021

Tough guy

A male, typically on the older spectrum, who feels the need to represent their masculinity -or "toughness"- at any given moment. They do this in a violent manner, often with threats, physical combat, destruction of property, etc. These people are always fighting for something incorrect which makes them disliked by normal people. Their natural habitat varies but they are most stereotypically associated with Walmart, parking lots, and other food/shopping chains.

"That guy's trying to fight an innocent person. He seems to want to assert male dominance here in this Walmart. He MUST be a tough guy."

by Dude with time. July 6, 2021

Guy grass

When you deep throat a man so deep, that his pubic hairs also fill your mouth.

One of the Smart Kids favorite activities, is to Guy Grass each other.

by DigBick NTS July 9, 2021

Locker Guy

He's amazingly attractive. Has a great smile, a sexy body, and great eyes. Makes you laugh when you really need it. He is very caring and has many, MANY talents (;
He's the best friend of all the athletes and definitely knows how to treat a girl. Makes you feel complete and wanted. Knows what to say when you're having a rough day
P.s. if you know a locker guy, and don't talk to him, you're missing out on the greatest opportunity the world has to offer, so i suggest you get to know that sexy beast!

Damn that guy is sexy, must be the locker guy of my life (:
i love my locker guy (:

by locker girl(; November 20, 2012

Poof guys

Guys that go "poof" out of nowhere. You meet them and they are amazing or so you think, and you really hit it off. They text you and maybe even call you. Then they just disappear off the face of the planet. Never to talk to you or see you again. No explanation. They are either douchebags, or they didn't get what they wanted, or they used you and are onto the next unsuspecting girl.

That guy never called me back! Everything was going great, then he was gone! he's one of those "poof guys."

by SFisbetterthanchicago August 26, 2013

FGIP (Fat Guy In Polo)

Someone who stands around and has some authority position in the world. Doesn't pick up a finger to actually do something, but will stand there with their very nice polo shirt and tell others what to do. Always have a better way to do something. Usually unsolicited opinions come from FGIP as well.

Dude, I am tired of working my ass off, look at all those FGIP (Fat Guy In Polo) over there, standing around, doing nothing, shuffling papers, and stuffing their fat necks.

by DragonSlayer90210 September 12, 2013

Guy Mucket

A Pubic Wig used to cover genitals or the area above the penis.

That Dude used a Guy Mucket to cover his hairless sack.

by True Daddy December 30, 2011