Guy Rope

A small rope that ties around a penis to make it look larger than it actually is, due to the swelling it causes

Jody uses a guy rope so that his junk will fit in his thong, not that it works but it makes him feel better.

by greatscotsman August 21, 2011

Lil cool guy

Being cool in a specific way defined by Joe.

Ant and Big Mike should make a tag team called the "Lil cool Guys".

by Tale spinner December 11, 2011

What your going to want to do guy

That guy (or gal)! Typically a neighbor. Always knows YOUR best course of action. Appears less intelligent than the "what I would have done" guy (usually not on location).

Whilst trying to figure out the assembly of a swing set you nosy neighbor peeks in to explain the obvious. Once again he proves to be the ultimate what your going to want to do guy.

by Reginald Peterson August 23, 2011

Square Guy

Being square or box-like in stature.

Hey there Square Guy!

by Jallawsome September 8, 2011

Scary cow guy

A scary ass fish that has six hooves on all eight of it's legs. The fifty foot long freakshow will fly into your house at night and eat babies and replace them with their own. Unsuspecting mothers will have a poisonous flying eight legged, winged, six hooved dinosaur nightmare fish to deal with in the morning.

Mom: my life is ruined, I have apoisonous flying eight legged, winged, six hooved dinosaur nightmare fish to deal with for the rest of my life. That damned Scary cow guy.

by srygrndma December 1, 2018

Call the guy

During a less than felt after work activity, or function or a rather bland day where you figuretively phone the chow or party favor guy. Or respectively "making a night of it" with full send.

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Dude 1: let's just grab a drink after work, we've had a long day.

Dude 2: I'm down, but I can't get crazy I got a fucking big day tomorrow.

**Takes 1 sip**

Dude 1: bro so many hot girls here, what do you wanna do?

Dude 2: you're not lying. Let's fuck shit up, call the guy

by 6 bohrillion December 4, 2018

TeleLatino Black Guy

A Black celebrity with Latin style or culture.

Bruno Mars is the perfect example of a teleLatino black guy

by Showman Pat December 5, 2018