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Stuck 2 Tha Toilet

One of the greatest rap songs to be released in the history of rap music. It includes powerful storytelling about a young man in high school who feels the sudden urge to drop a log. He asks his teacher for permission to use the restroom, and proceeds to spend the next 30 minutes of the school day metaphorically superglued to the toilet, shitting out a storm.
superglued, Stuck 2 Tha Toilet
what to do, I'm Stuck 2 Tha Toilet
falling asleep, Stuck 2 Tha Toilet
asking, "why me?" Stuck 2 Tha Toilet
by Yung Ulcer July 17, 2021
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k 2

k 2 stands for "okay too" look at the example below

its a bad example to understand but just read it maybe you will check it
someone: "hey wanna go fishing?"
someone 2: "okay"
someone: "and eat ice cream later?"
someone: "k 2"
by A fage September 24, 2019
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2 Saturdays in a Row

When a girl is only hot on a certain day of a week, 2 weeks in a row
Man, she was hot today, yep, that's now 2 Saturdays in a row
by Alex Emro February 11, 2020
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Guardians 2

Shorthand for Guardians of the Galaxy Vol 2. AKA the best marvel movie. Fight me
"Sup loser, wanna go watch Guardians 2? Its hella good"
"Shut up gremora simp"
by imabigkidnowlolxd June 16, 2022
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I-Wish-My-Daughter-Was-Never-Born Guy part 2

Which brings me to his baby mama (who looks like the miniature version of the fat schizophrenic I worked with). She probably pegged his butthole. She was real adamant about pegging his butthole and after they broke up he asked me if I would let someone peg my butthole. Probably because he felt stupid for letting her peg his butthole and dump him. I said no. He accuses every white person who doesn’t suck his dick of being a racist but he only associates with white people. Strange. He accuses me of not doing anything and then immediately contradicts himself by saying that I’m not getting paid for it. Which is it? Am I doing something and not getting paid for it or am I not doing anything? But as a literal stalker who has a fat cock but still has to fuck ugly people. He still considers himself morally superior. In spite of the fact that he has no purported values or beliefs. What will his daughter inherit? Not either of those things. His low IQ? Her mother’s Bipolar disorder? Women can’t have fat cocks so that was off the table at birth. He does all this because he thinks he’s doing what I’m doing but, like you other idiots, IT’S NOT THE SAME. If you have this guy play basketball against Lebron James they’re both playing basketball but... are they really doing the same thing? No. Obviously not. And that’s the issue. He thinks he’s better than he is.
I-Wish-My-Daughter-Was-Never-Born Guy part 2

You need to stop talking shit because I’m better than you. I don’t need to stop talking shit also because I’m better than you. See how that works? Me being better then you makes what we’re doing not the same thing. He says I made him look like a retard in that monologue about him that Anthony Mackie said was “powerful” but the reality is: you are a retard. Shut up retard. You are bad at everything you do. I am good at... ALSO EVERYTHING YOU DO. I have more accomplishments than you will ever have. He quoted Jordan Peterson the other day. How are you going to quote the guy who quotes ME and then say “I don’t have the right to talk about peoples intelligence”!? I’m being cited by PhDs and Politicians. The most compelling villains of the last 10 years are all just ME! And I wrote the highest rated season of one of his favorite shows! How am I not doing anything!? He needs me to not be doing anything. He’s aware of all of this. He needs me to not be doing anything because if I’m doing something than I am better than him. He won’t be able to live in denial anymore. And that and pills and weed is what he needs to get through the day. The only thing good his hero Joe Rogan would have to say about him is that he takes care of his kid. Be even he would still have to ignore the fact that it’s a crime for him to NOT take care of his kid and he would have to be unaware of the fact that HE WISHES HIS DAUGHTER WAS NEVER BORN!”
by Hym Iam November 3, 2022
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December 2

The day on which you were born but nothing else important happened.

Congratulations.

Added by Dia_The_Queen lol
by DianaB:D October 16, 2019
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THE GAME 2

It's like The Game, but instead of losing, you win whenever you remember it. Players who remind one of The Game 2 shall be loved, thanked, cherished and let into one's heart.

Whenever you think of The Game, you will now also think of The Game 2. In simultaneously losing and winning, The Games become unplayable. Be free.
"i just won the game 2"

"Wait, are you still playing The Game? You know they dropped a new one, right?"
by raumus May 5, 2025
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