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Future fishing

When a narcissist paints a pleasing and vivid picture of a future together with their victim in order to gain access to what the narcissist wants in the short term (sex/resources) with zero intention of that alleged future becoming a reality
AJ Said he wants to buy a house and live in it with me and get married but he won’t even change his public relationship status from single and is making no effort to not live at home with his parents, I could smell the narcissism coming off him I can tell he’s full of shit, he’s just future fishing and love bombing me. Needless to say I will not be letting him hit lol
by Honestowl February 4, 2022
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The Crusty Fish Hook aka The DB

A deviation of the Dirty Sanchez wherin the perpator fish hooks the female in the mouth versus rubbing under her nose , most often performed while wearing a Hawiian shirt and proclaiming "This is Unacceptable".
When I gave her a The Crusty Fish Hook aka The DB, she made a noise like "grfthh" or "borfthh".
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Japanese fish hunt

Spread her legs, go down to the fish market, then, take your goddam spear and shove it inside out quickly and shout:
"WATASHI NO NAMEI WA TUNA KUN"
Bye mom and dad i am going to japanese fish hunt
by TheFlowerDude July 30, 2018
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Fish n shit

We went to the fish n shit earlier today.
by Mario-kun May 4, 2025
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big fish small pond

A game monetization strategy for encouraging player spending by splitting the player base into smaller isolated groups (often servers) that cannot interact with each other within the game, especially in the context of pay-to-win and gacha. Whales will find it easier to top leader boards due to the smaller amount of competition, and non-whales who are surprised to find themselves on the leader boards will feel pressure to spend money to keep their position. Additionally, if casual players begin to lose interest and depopulate servers, low-population servers can be merged (usually without notifying players) to prevent whales from realizing that they are spending money on a dying game.
"Of course I bought the top tier battle pass! I've been in the Top 200 for PvP in this mobile game since it launched!" "Big fish small pond, eh?"
by ukn!und9rep8aph6ABE April 6, 2024
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Golf-fished

Being deceived by someone, particularly over dating apps, who implies that they enjoy the sport of golf, but in fact, have no interest in golf at all.
Kat’s Hinge profile was completely golf centric; but when I asked if she would like to play together, she later admitted that she actually hated golf. She golf-fished me good!
by Amy_Dinh February 4, 2022
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fallopian fish hook

The form of birth control known as an IUD (intra-uterine device) EXPIRES EVERY THREE YEARS
My ex’s fallopian fish hook expired and now I have a toddler
by Tnorth October 30, 2023
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