Frick me hard

Fricking me hard up the butt

Hey Jessica, FRICK ME HARD!

by Mr. Frick May 30, 2018

if you ask me

A redundant phrase attached to the end of a sentence. People who use this phrase have nothing more to say, it is simply there as a filler (or perhaps to make it sound more "authentic").

Guy 1: Hey, what's our new teacher like?
Guy 2: Pretty cool if you ask me

by Emoji Movie Was A Good Movie January 27, 2021

piping me up

To hype someone up, tell them what they want to hear.to instigate

During the fight, everyone was piping me up

by Lulu boo boo July 19, 2017

Shomi and Blow me

It's when you get a blow job while watching Shomi, Netflix's bastard little brother

Hey girl, you should come watch some Shomi and blow me!

by Ray Lockwood June 8, 2016

let me slide in

to fuck

"yo man this girl just let me slide in"

by yofavjess February 20, 2017

Caught me on the reload!

In a first person shooter game when someone kills someone else because they had to reload.

Wow, thats not fair you caught me on the reload!

by Eugene Smearknov June 29, 2009

Shoot me in the balls

Can be used either in whole-word form or in the shortened acronym form when typing/texting (smitb). Synonym of "fml."

"I am swamped with work. Shoot me in the balls..."

Post-car wreck/bad situation: "Shoot me in the balls!"

by kissmyasthma20 February 21, 2011