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I swear to god no crosses count

U know when you say I swear to god and cross ur fingers to say I actually don’t swear to god
But when u say I swear to god no crosses count that means when you cross ur fingers u still will swear to god.
Bro I saw a gorilla outside ur house
No u didn’t

I did!
Say you swear to god no crosses count
I swear to god no crosses count
by Partygoer n kingsheep January 8, 2024
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by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 30, 2025
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Slay God

Trash ass rapper from meadville. He thinks he the most fire person ever but he’s literally a bum. Swears he has the best drip but he dresses so dumb. Lame asf and will never make it in life. And his mom dead 😂
Person 1: You know Slay God right?
Me: Yeah hes trash asf
by Kielee K L March 26, 2024
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God

me
"it'sa me, God!"
by The One You Call God September 11, 2020
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Look at God

(Luk at Gawd)

1. When you do something so impressive that others have no alternative but to recognize that you are god, so you tell them to "Look at God".

2. Said in reference to somebody else when you recognize they are extraordinarily talented.
Scenario 1:
Video game playing Mark: "I'm going to put the smack down on that ass, pick up the sticks"
Video game playing Mark's friend: *hit's him with a sticky nade (or throwing knife) from across the map, blindfolded, and with one hand stuck between his cheeks* "Look at god, son!"

Scenario 2
Rap listener 1: "Hey have you heard this new Ye thing? It's aight."
Rap listener 2: "Aight? It's straight bangin'! Look at god!"
by Jerry Minefeld November 22, 2022
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Hand of God

When a girl tosses you off so good that it feels heavenly.
I got with a girl the other day, and I was touched by the Hand of God.
by Pompombear November 21, 2020
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GOD

Remember, God means, "Goons On Deck" because the angels got us.
by Strawberry Ruby March 15, 2022
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