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cock slayer

1) A female who actively seeks out drunk males during "last call" to take home for sexual intercourse that wouldn't happen otherwise if the male were sober.

2) A female that is feared and respected by men for her cunning and willingness to pick up drunk guys and engage them in sexual intercourse.

(Note)
She is most commonly described to be "fugly" in appearance while the intended victim is in a sober state.

Not to be confused with a common slut or whore
Robert: "Hey guys the taxi is here, is Jesse riding back with us?"

Chris: "Nah dude, some cock slayer took him home."

Robert: "Damn, he'll regret blacking out tonight he wakes up next to her tomorrow."
by LumberJaq February 9, 2010
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Cock Powwow

When a group of two or more douche bags are together doing things that makes them appear cock-like.
Man those jerks are over there are having a "cock powwow"
by ccjag2432 February 16, 2010
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cock-block

An action hindering another person's progress. Commonly referenced as a sexually related progress but not exclusively related to just sexual affairs. From the European native art of cock-blocking. "Kalk-block"
My broski really cock-blocked me today by not calling me back in due time. Matt is a real cock-block, he didn't give me a phone number to a potential customer in time! Richards can be a real cock-block at times, he never includes me in his important stories! My brosef was not answering my text messages--he was acting like a real cock-blocking son of a bitch!
by Brosef Bryan March 28, 2010
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cock blockers

Somone who will fuck up your whole night by flirting with the girl your trying to hook up with.
If you want to get some,don't invite those guys, they are all a bunch of cock blockers.
by gettinglaid282 April 21, 2010
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Cock Matrix

A sexual position only preformed a few times this century. The Cock Matrix involves 7 men and 1 woman. One man lays flat and porks her in the ass, the second stands upright and puts it in the vag, the third squats on the womans chest and receives a titty fuck, the fourth and fifth stand on both sides of the girl for hand jobs, the sixth gets a bj facing her, and finally the seventh dude gets a lubed up foot job between the legs of the vag pounder.
Boy, that Cock Matrix sure was messy last night.

Yep, the look on her face...
by Spit Fuck May 13, 2011
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cock dancer

1)A slut who knows how to work a penis
2)A faggot (like me)
1) She is the best cock dancer ever!
2)What a fucking cock dancer
by Queen Muff February 23, 2007
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cock block

To prevent one using one's cock in the manner that one desires.
Neutering Antoine, the cute cute cat, was the ULTIMATE cock block.
by m. w. November 24, 2006
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