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I'd double tap that.

Derives from the saying 'I'd tap that'. But in this instant the said individual is so unappealing/unattractive. That you would rather shoot them once, then once again just to be sure. As you would with a Zombie
Guy 1 - Dude look at that Hooker.

Guy 2 - Damn she is fugly.

Guy 1 - Yeah I'd double tap that.
by psycofreek69 July 10, 2012
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Double Dutch

Interuption while someone is speaking.
I was in a middle of a conversation with my friend Tim, and Tyrone waited till a paused and double dutch into our conversation interupting us.
by Gmoney419 March 14, 2010
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Double Roman

A fairly involved and physically challenging sex act that is typically performed during free-fall.
Ray: Hey Ben, I feel like jumping from that plane without parachutes may have been a bad idea.
Ben: I dunno, but you wanna Double Roman while we're up here?
Ray: 10-4, Commander!
by Steigelette November 1, 2010
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Double Cool With Knobs

very cool, expressing extreme coolness.. started with gay little english school girls, but there pussys so we took their word,..and..brought it to..america.
"These shoes that so happen to be covered in pink unicorns, are double cool with knobs
by Maxine May 13, 2005
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double clicking the mouse

knee-jerk reaction by anyone with an I.Q. under 80 when they stumble upon anything that only needs to be clicked once.
Click on the link below for this weeks church functions (just once, not twice you ignorant piece of crap)
by KCG January 26, 2004
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double mugu latte

the double mugu latte is the double shot of...juice...that comes from a man after he is...done with you...yeah...
She took a sip of the double mugu latte and loved it.
by Double mugu latte April 21, 2005
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double handojb d'fisty

It is when you jackoff with her help then she bends over and you cum on her back. After that you have doggy style vaginal sex while two owls have sex on her back (owls are optional). When you ejaculate you cum in her mouth. After a little while she jacks you off while you fist her. This originated in Kansas City, Ks.
Last night when I worked at the zoo my girlfriend and I double handojb d'fistyed in the bird exhibit.
by The truth of whatever November 24, 2010
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