get out my eye

backup phrase used when someone says somethin out the way.

Boy: Dang! Homegirl got a DONK! She lookin like Buffy the Body.

Girl: Get out my eye wit that mess.

by liljesus January 7, 2009

clenched dog eye

an asshole. If you look at a dog when they sneeze, you will noticed that their clenched up eye looks very similar to a butthole.

I have had the itchiest clenched dog eye all day; maybe I didn't wipe well enough.

by Dexter G November 20, 2009

irish eyes blowjob

It's Saint Patrick's day and you have been out drinking pints of Guinness with a freckled dirty-blonde Irish lass. She has on over-the-top eye makeup and mascara. She chug a lugs her pint and gets on her knees and makes a blowjob, all the while fluttering her eyelashes, making bubbles and smiling.

One of the twins gave me an Irish Eyes Blowjob, but I was too drunk to identify her!

by Judy Shiblumi June 16, 2017

Fucked my eyes out

To be jerked around,or to be horribly fucked over in the worst way

Billy fucked my eyes out the other day when he totaled my car.

by Mr. Pooper Sex June 15, 2008

A poke in the eye with a sharp stick

The third choice in a series of options in which the first two have been rejected.

A: "I'm sorry your date cancelled. Do you want to go see a movie?"

B: (sulkily) "No."
A: "Want to go to the club?"

B: "No."
A: "Want a poke in the eye with a sharp stick?"

by bitteryoungwoman July 8, 2009

close your eyes and count to ten

A method used to avoid blowing your cool and when wanting a person or something to go away.

During certain situations its best to close your eyes and count to ten.

by jpg3 November 6, 2011

eye bee sew we todd it

Have your friends read this phrase fast and aloud several times for a quick IQ estimate, so you have it "l be so retarded!"

Let's do that IQ test now fast, until we stop you read "eye bee sew we todd it."

by I, Wreckerrr December 9, 2020