kinky meat

A man with a horny cock that has a prepared condom on

my boyfriend has kinky meat

by AwesomeDude91 April 4, 2017

meat-nervous

The anxiety one feels (usually men) typically at a party or social gathering, when there is obviously not enough meat to go around for everyone.

Rick got to the party late, noticed the brisket tray was running low and started feeling meat-nervous since he was last in line.

by Nostradainus April 10, 2017

Curb Meat

Treat a one night stand in the morning as if she were available to everyone else.

I can't remember the last girl I've hooked up with with gf potential. They've all been Curb Meat"

by Rainey4 May 5, 2017

To beat dead meat

The act of doing something useless. Can also be a reference to erectile dysfunction

"What he's about to do is completely useless, he's just going to beat dead meat"

"He couldn't get it up, so he ended up beating dead meat"

by CapObvvvious May 6, 2017

Mexican shmeat meat

To be Mexican and have a small penis

Noe has a Mexican shmeat meat

by Sarakarenjanicegabby May 7, 2017

meat sleep

beating the meat earlier in the evening/day, and then taking a nap

John: Aye, man, why did you pass out yesterday?
Alex: i took a meat sleep

by boreddictionaryx May 13, 2017

boobus meat

boob region. simple enough. a term used by the attacker locating where they hit someone

did you see that cookie I threw? it hit her in the boobus meat.

by dumb cluck May 20, 2017