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the king of cornball

That which demonstrates the ultimate in cornballness; extreme sillyness, so insane that it often lacks true humor.

Can also describe the maximum level of sensitivity often found in one who is totally crippled by love.
Jesse is ''the king of cornball" he does cartwheels in walmart, karate chops strange little girls and randomly falls to illicit a reaction to impress his love.

Jesse is "the king of cornball" he would longingly gaze at her picture for hours before having found enough courage months later to tell her how he felt.
by huneebr's August 23, 2011
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King stick

A absolute god of a streamer who makes heads roll. He gets all the bitches and all the hoes. He's in the cool guy orphan club and he aint even a orphan
Did you hear about that chad king stick?
by ML14 June 27, 2023
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Birthday King

A phrase used by fucking idiots with no grammatical background use to refer to their birthdays in hopes they will cop a bitch or two. Commonly used in Arab snapchat, twitter, and other social media sites
X: Ay look, its that dumb ass Khalids birthday.
Y: Oh really? how do you know?
X: His best friend Assem just reposted his birthday king post.
Y: Wow, such simps...
by MarkMarkson June 28, 2020
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Kings Crown

Sexual position: She/ He/ They/ This/ That/ The other wore the kings crown.

The act of the 'King' lowering their sphincter onto and over the nose of the receiver.
James positioned himself over Julie and deftly squatted over her allowing her to receive the Kings Crown which she gleefully received.
by duncandumpertruck November 30, 2022
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King

A person who is generous and handsome, mostly come with a giant dick as well. Once you have been with King, you won’t get used to other small sizes. Good looking can’t simply define his outstanding appearance that everyone pursues. A cat person, especially pussy. At last, falling for him is inevitable and inextricable so you better watch it carefully.
Oh shit, it’s King at the party. We better bail because he probably got all the girls.
by Bajdheosnbx November 22, 2021
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King of the 69th Legion

A man willing to bargain anything for the number 69.
There was once a man that made a deal with the Game master of a Table Top game. He offered his soul to win the game, "I will roll a d100 15 times, if I get a 69 I win the game" the man said, "I will accept that offer" said the GM. The man got the number 69 in 2 tries. I hereby declare you the King of the 69th Legion.
by Junel the 69th April 15, 2022
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king jimmy

A king jimmy is basically a guy who stays true to his girl and knows how to please her good.
My girlfriend is really disappointed with me but I know I can be a King Jimmy.
by Deez nuts4 the kj theory June 30, 2016
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