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one-eyed chicken

-did you choke the one-eyed chicken last night?
-no. i choked it this morning.
by threeblindmice January 12, 2009
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whatever chicken pever

means the same as whatever but is used by people who rhyme uncontrollably and by people who are just "special".

it also can be helpful in awkward situations
1: "im thirsty. do you have something to drink?"
2: "here drink mine. im not that thirsty."
1: "hey thanks"
3: "umm dont you have mono?!"
1: "you have mono? and i just drank after you?!"
2: "yeah whatever chicken pever. youll be fine"
by alahbjldjfsl February 17, 2010
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Orange Chicken Skin

The result of someone addicted to tanning.
Their skin is very orage and peeley and they remind everyone of chickens.
That whore has such orange chicken skin.

Man I fell asleep at the beach and now I have orange chicken skin. I'm such a tool.
by fdafhdalfha December 22, 2008
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Funky Chicken TM

The act of pleasuring four males using the insides of your elbows and the insides of your knees while doing the *funky chicken* dance.
When adding Funky Chicken TM & Golden Hurricane & Mexican Midgets on an Elivated Platform you get the greatest sexual act ever! ---SEE GREATEST SEX IDEA
by Brad Matthews September 26, 2006
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chicken scratch

When an infected chicken scratches somebody it's called a chicken scratch.
by Trentmasta June 27, 2003
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Dry Chicken

When a penis cannot produce semen even when stimulated
"Hey do you want to have sex?" "Sorry, I have dry chicken."
by GeorgeBodell May 20, 2015
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