Cake

A sweet and sugary food item that consists of- Are you fucking retarded? Why are you looking this shit up? Jesus Christ. I'm done with this shit. Fuck.

You guys are fucking stupid. Cake is food.

by Sc0rch3d June 01, 2018

Soft Cake

A woman with large breasts, a big ass, and a thicc belly and thighs.

Guy 1: "yo did you see the new girl at Subway?"
Guy 2: "oh that thicc ass Soft Cake? Fuck yeah I did."

by WretchedWyrm June 09, 2021

cakes ratio

The ratio on an osu player called cakeboss05 which sucks much.ngl it sucks more ass than i do

Tiger: guys look at cakes ratio
everybody in the server: HAHAHAHAHA THATS THE CAKE RATIO WE KNOW

by somebodyelsebutforrealnow May 10, 2020

Kentucky Funnel Cake

When you do a bunch of blow and then cum on ua girls chest erratically.

Hey Ashlee, how's things with Dale?

Well, he gave me a Kentucky Funnel Cake last night, so you tell me.

by DurtySouf June 07, 2018

Cake

A ghetto nick-name that a Cuban guy calls his girlfriend.

Jake; You have a girlfriend?
Jeremy; Yeah I call her Cake
Jake; Ew why?
Jeremy; Because shes moist and whenever I see her I want to eat her.

Jake; Wtf bro..

by nonyabiss January 10, 2013

Pineapple Upside-Down Cake

Sexual position where a man lays on his back with an erection, then two midgets, any gender, straddle together over the man. They make out, pour caramel sauce over there heads, while the bottom thrusts his hips up to orgasm between the two midgets.

I tried a Pineapple Upside-Down Cake last night. It was fun, but I needed new sheets, and the midgets used all the hot water…

by CheshirePanda January 11, 2024

Cake Boss

A term used for a guy that is with a girl with a phat ass. This guy is usually well-hung and a respected individual.

Maire: Just saw cake boss with his girl on campus today. He must be packing to be able to handle all of that ass.
Bella: haha, the cake boss must be so proud to be with her. She is built like Kim K.

by Snake145 November 23, 2022