butt hurt butter

Noun:
Joke full name for Phenylephrine ointment more commonly known as Preparation H.

Get Karen some butt hurt butter because her hemorrhoids flared up from the meme I just showed her.

by IHammerheadI400 December 11, 2024

Truffle butter

Truffle butter

I like truffle butter

by anonymous August 13, 2022

Cracker Butter

Snot, especially really thick nasty stuff when your sick. Sometimes this also applies to 'loogies' or 'hockers'.

Oh boy, look at all that cracker butter after I blew my nose.

by BIG DA February 20, 2011

butter scoops

1. derogatory term for a man. Given for a lack of aptitude or competence in manliness. Symptoms can include muscular duchetrophy.

2. A scoop used for retrieving butter from a churn.

1. Bring a shovel, BUTTER SCOOPS! - short film, "Groove Fighters"

2. Don't forget to use the butter scoop to retrieve the butter from the churn.

by nature's bandit November 9, 2007

glutter butter

To take a stick of butter put it in a girls vigina and lick it for breakfast.

My girlfriend said "I have to go to work" but I said " not till I'm finished my glutter butter, after all breakfast is the most important meal of the day.

by Chesty Glutswhip January 9, 2016

Taint Butter

The residue that appears on ones taint after a period of no showering

Hey Jose, I haven't showered in a while i'm starting to get taint butter.

by Bobbetr January 24, 2017

butter finger

a finger that you stick in butter

my cousin thought it was sweet to use his butter finger for my butthole . 😌

by butter 🧈 March 18, 2020