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shitting on your face

Approximately the same idea as "just messing with you."
Did you know that I met the president? Nah, not seriously, I'm just shitting on your face!
by Jorge Juan de Fuca January 4, 2010
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Your First Love.

The first person that came to your mind when you read this, the first person to teach you to love and to be loved, and also the first person to break your heart, the only person you can remember no matter what, the first person that comes to your mind in all the songs you listen to, you have never loved anyone as much as you love him.

He was your heaven and he was your hell, he is the one of the made your heart it burns and extinguishing at the same time. Your feelings for him were always the same, when you thought of him, you were be lost in thought away. He was your first love, how could you forget it?
He is always be the first for you. He was your first love.
by -parkers June 10, 2021
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Bash Your Head In

It is what you threaten to do, or actually do when someone gives you a reason to maul them. Can be used in a comedic way if done right. Basically beating the frick out of somebody.
Doyle: "Whats with your retarded haircut Dale?"
Dale: "Don't make fun of my mullet you imbred hick! Go kick rocks before I bash your head in!" While raising fist and throwing empty Pabst Blue Ribbon bottle on the ground.
Doyle: Gets in rusty 1984 Chevrolet Camaro and drives back to his single wide a few trailers down
by puhtatoman May 17, 2020
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phineas your ferb

An Indian-American sex act performed by a male stripper wearing nothing but an orange triangle on his erect penis. As, in which, the female hiering this professional, has exactly 104 seconds to pour in 2 pounds of maple syrup into his\her anus. And then, dipping in his delicious pancake penis, and then the related sibiling. (if no related being, there are indeed red headed sisters for sale) This mentioned sibiling will then scream wildly as sucking woman's green-dyed vaginal area.
Hey Rabi Beth! After the mosque would you mind hit'n me up a lil' and Phineas your Ferb?

Yea holmes. I just gotta confirm this 13 year old as A Jewish man and then I'll take em to go get some maple syrup! Ja' feel?
by MarianneKatAnnaForEva March 29, 2016
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L your D

Someone who uses acronyms to talk which is trying to say your going to give them a blowjob. L short form for lick and D for Dick. B could also be switched or added for L your D and/or B meaning balls.
Crazy acronym girl: Thanks for the ride. If you want I'll L your D.
by Linage January 19, 2010
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Hodl your godl!

A counter-response to the "hodl" meme of Bitcoin-mania fame, which calls on crypto-currency owners to hold fast until their digital booty reaches the moon, "hodl your godl" suggests that what should be "hodled", rather, is gold (and other precious metals, like silver) to hedge against the inevitable inflation ahead. This one's for you, Pete! Hodl your godl!
A: Did you catch the market today? Gold dropped 2% and is bouncing around $1880/ounce while Bitcoin at last surpassed the $18k mark and appears to be on its way back up to its historic highs.
B: Yeah, I saw that. But that's all just "for now." If you're smart, you'll sell your Bitcoin and hodl your godl!
by The Gideon Lion November 18, 2020
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shut your neck

Australian expression meaning "shut up" or more politely "be quiet" used often as a rebuke to something someone has said to you.
"oh mate that pimple on your nose is growin it looks bloody hideous"

reply "shut your neck"
by gazzarlo March 8, 2009
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