Cake

A sweet and sugary food item that consists of- Are you fucking retarded? Why are you looking this shit up? Jesus Christ. I'm done with this shit. Fuck.

You guys are fucking stupid. Cake is food.

by Sc0rch3d June 1, 2018

turkey cakes

2 females scissoring.

Them girls gonna be turkey cakes tonight.

by Hitter18 March 12, 2022

cake

generally a term used for cake pronounced cake

one time i ate cake

by cakeycakecake November 25, 2019

cakes ratio

The ratio on an osu player called cakeboss05 which sucks much.ngl it sucks more ass than i do

Tiger: guys look at cakes ratio
everybody in the server: HAHAHAHAHA THATS THE CAKE RATIO WE KNOW

by somebodyelsebutforrealnow May 10, 2020

LET THEM EAT CAKE

A message of Gluttony

And when the Queen heard that the poor of Paris could not even buy bread, she said LET THEM EAT CAKE

by UNIVERSAL THREAT January 7, 2025

Cake Daddy

An older fit gentleman who's very in shape, noticeably attractive, and is old enough to have children.

"Jeff is such a cake daddy!"

"What's a cake daddy?"

"You know, someone who's really fit and looks good! Has to be an older gentleman though, that's where the daddy part comes in!"

"Oh! You're right! Jeff is definitely a cake daddy!"

by thickthighsBBW June 19, 2025

Carrot Cake

When engaged in sexual intercourse, in particular with a redhead with a prominent bush, one pulls out and ejaculates onto said bush, leaving it appear to frosted.

I pulled out and gave that girl a carrot cake last night.

by MD Quak March 1, 2017